You walk into a building filled with Rourkes with a look on there face that says "I need a parent" you were asked to come here to adopt a rourke!

"Ill take this one" you say as you pick up a rourke and walk out the door

If you wish to adopt a rourke please post your name here and you will be placed with a rourke in need of assistance. If you wished to be adopted you will be placed with a caring owner(Only rourkes can be adopted)

The wait can be days so dont be expecting a rourke right away, we are in high demand.

Awww, they're so darned cute...but what do you feed them?

Rourkes dont need food. They will steel, and hide your food sometimes though

Raises her hand

Sir may we adopt a Rourke that has...er....ummm... Passed?

Rourke Adoption Rules are as follows:

Don't allow water to touch a Rourke.
Sunlight can kill a Rourke.
Do not ever, no matter what, feed a Rourke after midnight.

..Another Rourke !! I knew it, my ancestors were right. Rourke will take over the world. Here is my warning to you all

Stay away from Rourke. They will infect you with their Rourkeyness.

DK laughs

Im just kidding but I advise you stay away from Rourke himself. He has all sorts of diseases. DK smiles

So it dies in the sun and it can't touch or be touched by water for some unknown reason.

Esham laughs.

How do you keep it from misbehaving? Threaten it with a watergun?

Is it like the gremlin?

They are gremlins, come on. Get with the program!

MOGWAI, PEOPLE! MOGWAI!! God let's hope they don't become Gremlins.

Either way a cute furry hair ball isn't something I want running around my house if it could explode into man eating rats.

Hmmmm I guess if I have to take my own Rourke then Ill have the master Rourke himself. Rourke is this 'gremlin' up for adoption ?

Okay,I want a Rourke,I have read the rules and I won't feed him after Midnight... alot anyways.

I think all you need is "Rourke" he likes to share his loving !

I am curious how though which Rourke you are interested in Hydro? A deceased Rourke hmm...

Oh yes, realising I am the first Rourke approaching the discussion, I am NOT available unless you come with the big bucks... If you got the money I got the time.

I'll adopt one seeing as one of them follows me around all day screaming "SHINY!"  

I was thinking of the late great DiggerRourke Sciptia.

He was so handy to have when going to the beach and building sand castles. He'd dig and dig and yell, hell ya we're Rioting now !!!

I need one Blackhand!

Just one to be my personal ashtray carrier, nothing major.

I'll make sure degrade him accordingly and introduce as worthless daily.  Thanks in advance.

I'm taking ScipitaRourke. Don't care what she says about it.

She WILL be my slave I mean child one of these days!

Starshine pouts as Marley claims Black Hand

Haha! Dont worry starshine Marley has not claimed me.

I still up for adoption :D And i still dont have any other rourkes that have came to me in help.

In need of rourkes!