What about Rossi's? I would like an Edward please.

Yes all Rossi's are half rourke so yes if they are in need of help they are up for adoption

Rossis are all half Rourke? Where is the proof of this? I'd never known!

There should be a list of who we can purchase.

Well since Marietta is a rourke and a Rossi, and since all rossi's decend from Marietta they are all half rourke

I am the only one for sail at the moment.

While it's true that the Rossi line descends from Marietta, the Godmother is only an honorary Rourke.

I am unsure as to whether honorary Rourkehood is inherited. But my sudden realization that I may be a half Rourke has shaken me...

Hostile raises his hand

I have a question. Are the rourkes house brokoen?

If we adopt a Rourke can we return them?

Will it affect my credit score?

Can we trade in our Rourkes for its monetary equivelent?

All Rossi's are rourkes and that is a FACT! No not all rourkes are house broken. No you can not return rourkes and only one per person.

Where is that fact coming from, Mr. Rourke?! Where is the precedent for honorary titles of this sort being inherited?

Holds up her trembling hands and stares at them in disbelief... could these be the hands of a Rourke?

Well half rourke. You only have half the powers and half the glory. You dont have to be named a rourke to be a rourke. Very few nonrourkes have rourke powers. For instance Marrietta some how came by them. You are possibly a rourke kates but who know what powers you have

After discussing this issue with multiple people and Rourkes, I believed I've reached a resolution. Death-Knight and myself are honorary half-Rourkes due to the fact that Marietta (an honorary Rourke) is our biological mother and our biological fathers were 0% Rourke.

Holds up her left hand and looks at it with a gleam in her eye.

The hand of a Rourke... I never realized it before...

I'll take one Rourke to go please

Coming right up. Hands StarShine BlackHandRourke. Wait... Thats me!

Right, since noone has started adopting I would like to make my claim right now!

I would like to adopt Marietta - Providing that she is up for adoption that is.

Afro grins and holds out his hands, eagerly awaiting his Rourke.

Hey! I want one too!

You'll have to wait.  Apparently they only come up for adoption every few days.

Hugs her new Rourke

Hugs star back. Yes Rourkes are quite hard to come by

You know, I'm one hell of a man, but even I'm not sure if I can take on the whole megillah. I bet I can handle me a Half-Rourke though. My grandaddy always told me you gotta break 'em like you're gonna ride 'em.

Nods

Pass them papers for Kates over here and show me where to make my mark. Lets get to this adopting before all the good 'uns are long gone.