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| The Rourkanage | Started by: BlackHandRourke on Jul 19, '09 04:08 |
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Hey Judge_Holden, I'll buy her from you, if you'll let me. |
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| Reply by: Anthony_de_Luca at Jul 19, '09 23:01 | |
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Raises an eyebrow at the conversation. |
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| Reply by: Kates at Jul 19, '09 23:03 | |
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What? If I can't have a Rourke, why not have something close? |
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| Reply by: Anthony_de_Luca at Jul 19, '09 23:05 | |
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Nope, not for sale. Half-Rourkes are the rarest of the rare. You can't speculate value on priceless. |
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| Reply by: Judge_Holden at Jul 19, '09 23:49 | |
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Overhearing the discussion about human trafficking between Judge_Holden and Anthony_de_Luca |
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| Reply by: Stevemp498 at Jul 20, '09 00:14 | |
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I have another half rourke if anyone is interested. Sammy is for adoption |
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| Reply by: BlackHandRourke at Jul 20, '09 01:56 | |
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Well, can I borrow her? He overhears what Steve had to say. I'd advise you not to say something like that to her, steve. Not a good combination. |
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| Reply by: Anthony_de_Luca at Jul 20, '09 02:10 | |
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what in the world is one and wat do we do with it? |
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| Reply by: bigjoker at Jul 20, '09 02:53 | |
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Are these Rourkes house broken? |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jul 20, '09 03:12 | |
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The mere idea that my sister Kates is a half Rourke boggles my mind almost beyond the point of recovery. I need to go ponder this. Sits before her poster that says "No Rourke Allowed" and ponders all she has heard. |
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| Reply by: Naomi at Jul 20, '09 04:29 | |
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I am interested in adopting Sammy. What can i feed it? Can I leave now with it? |
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| Reply by: Warden at Jul 20, '09 06:54 | |
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Sammy needs no food and is need of an owner. The following are available rourkes Sammy, and WillieRourke |
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| Reply by: BlackHandRourke at Jul 20, '09 11:10 | |
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"...can you borrow her, Anthony?" slowly shakes his head, making a clicking noise with his tongue. "A little bit back Godfather Premier caught him a bobcat up in the foothills. Took a few of us a fair amount of effort to get it stuffed inside a suitcase and get it closed. All teeth on one end and sharp claws on the other. If RedHood hadn't of had a suture kit we'd likely have had a hard go of it at the hospital before it was all said and done." Pantomimes a sewing motion up and down both arms. "The day Sherlock opened up his place in LA alongside of us, The Godfather set that suitcase down in front of Sherlock and told him it was a "housewarming present". It took a split second for that bobcat to come out of there after he undid those latches. A couple of days sitting inside there with no food or water made it pretty docile and quiet...but when it got a chance to get out you'd have thought Sherlock unleashed Hell's furies. Gnashing and slashing and pawing and clawing and screaming out it's anger it launched itself straight up in the air then commenced to kicking ass on anything on two legs not lucky enough to run away. Sherlock's pants legs looked like confetti and we had us a time laughing and carrying on. The Godfather has a pretty good sense of humor. Once again, if RedHood hadn't of had a suture kit... Grins "Asking to borrow Kates is a bit like that right there. You don't fence in a woman like that. She's not property. If you're lucky enough you'll get to share a moment of time before she leaves you in her wake. I'm adopting, not putting a saddle and bridle-n-bit on her." |
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| Reply by: Judge_Holden at Jul 20, '09 12:51 | |
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Adopting a Rourke is suicide. I tried this with MickeyRourke once, and.... Shudders I fed him after midnight. |
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| Reply by: Cryostasis at Jul 20, '09 12:56 | |
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Kizzy, walking by the Rourkanage, looks casually into the window--only to see the most pathetically cute pair of eyes she'd ever seen. There in the window was Sammy, waggling his tailless butt into the air and whimpering to her. After wiping away a tear of pity, Kizzy hurries into the building, ringing the bell on the desk impatiently. Please--I'd like to adopt that Sammy in the window! |
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| Reply by: Kizzy at Jul 20, '09 14:43 | |
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Sammy looks at Kizzy through the window and begins to claw at the window looking over at BlackHandRourke pleading him that he can go with her hoping and praying she doesn't feed him after midnight |
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| Reply by: Sammy at Jul 20, '09 14:55 | |
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I would like to adopt WillieRourke. *Warden gets out suitcase and gestures for Willie to hop in* |
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| Reply by: Warden at Jul 20, '09 17:05 | |
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Ok so Sammy belongs to Kizzy and Willie is now with Warden. |
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| Reply by: BlackHandRourke at Jul 20, '09 19:12 | |
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Kizzy gasps in happiness, then hurriedly snatches Sammy into a hug before taking of with her new Rourke in tow, talking about how she'll feed him and pet him and love him for ever and ever and ever! |
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| Reply by: Kizzy at Jul 20, '09 19:15 | |
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*Warden puts the suitcase away* Come on son,lets go home |
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| Reply by: Warden at Jul 20, '09 19:25 | |
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