Good luck with them. Id keep a good eye on sammy though ;)

Before getting in the suitcase Willie looked warden and said "Rourke made me do things, unspeakable things"

*Warden pats Willie on the shoulder*

Don't worry Willie,you will finally have a nice home,where we don't do those kinds of things.

*Warden shudders at the thought of it*

I'll adopt one.

well what do you say about the Rourkes

thats a really hard one adoption ay well that says it all they are not for sale they just wanna give them away

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS ha ha ha ha ha love ya Rourkes

"Mhmmm, that Rourke looks nice, I believe I shall have that one".

"Of course, I won't allow him to get anywhere near water, not after what happened to the last one..."

I amnow paying $10,000 for each rourke that is willing to adopted!

Running around her enclosure in a hyper excited state, KittenRourke looks at all the people that have come to adopt Rourkes. Meowing plaintively, she scratches at her glass case in an attempt to get the attention of someone.

Afro is walking by when he sees KittenRourke scratching at the glass. He leans in for a closer look, and sees the cutest Rourke he ever did see. He quickly turns to BlackHandRourke.

I want that one! I want to adopt KittenRourke!

Afro grins and holds out his hands, eagerly awaiting his Rourke.

Esham points at AfroSamurai.

I want that one! :D How much will it cost?

Unfortunately for you, Mr Esham I am not a Rourke. Otherwise of course I would be up for adoption.

Afro smiles at Esham

Frowns disappointedly.

Nonetheless! My offer stands! :D How much?

I am not a Rourke. Stop bidding on me...

Afro wanders away whilst mumbling... Damn stalkers...

Ill take Kitten if he's leaving

You guys are all faggs. go outside and get a fresh breath of fucken air jesus, how can you be such a loozer

Esham raises his eyebrow and looks over at imthokool.

Excuse me?

Hydro see's all the best Rourke's lining up to get a good home and decides she can afford a weekly can of Salmon for a Rourke.

BlackHand, I'd like to Adopt my favorite Rourke, that would be DeadlyRourke. I love his name, and he has great hands for massages. I get so tense at times. I promise to be a faithful Rourke owner.

Remember if we can adopt Deceased Rourke's I still want DiggerRourke. My backseat isn't the same without his sexy ....ermmm, without his caring hands around.

Wowee, a weekly can of salmon is more than double what I get at the Rourkanage! Please let me go with the kind lady BlackHand, please!!!

DeadlyRourke looks at BlackHand with his best attempt at puppy dog eyes

"I want to adopt a Rourke, and not just for Christmas (Hence why I want to adopt one in July). Are there any left to adopt?"

Frank eagerly awaits the answer

Jimmy walks up the absurd conversation

"This is obviously Just a front to promote the prostitution rings the Rourkes have been involved in for ages."