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| Daily Hustle Jokes | Started by: Aegon on Oct 03, '17 19:56 |
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? |
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| Reply by: Huntress at Mar 05, '18 01:34 | |
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If I melt dry ice. Can I take a bath without getting wet. |
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| Reply by: CrossHair at Mar 05, '18 01:37 | |
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I don't know any jokes, so here are some tacky pick up lines instead. ♡
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out |
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| Reply by: Allera at Mar 05, '18 20:57 | |
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I got run over by a hire car earlier. It Hertz |
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| Reply by: Chingachgook at Mar 05, '18 23:16 | |
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Always consider the matayu my friends. What do you ask, is the matayu?
Why nothing at all, what's a mata you? |
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| Reply by: ralph_lombino at Mar 06, '18 00:40 | |
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My face is humorous. |
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| Reply by: HenriDucard at Mar 06, '18 17:45 | |
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I heard one on the radio today which made me chuckle a bit... It goes like.. I was stood at the bus stop today and some guy approached me and asked me for the time. I said "it's 4 O'Clock." "Really?" he said. "I've been given different times all day." |
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| Reply by: Preeyah at Mar 07, '18 19:30 | |
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I don't know any jokes or pick up lines, but Allera those were great! Thanks. |
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| Reply by: Joy at Mar 07, '18 21:33 | |
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| Chingachook, I Loved that one! | |
| Reply by: InactiveSlacker at Mar 07, '18 22:57 | |
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Daily Hustle jokes? Posting in the outside forums. HA! |
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| Reply by: Honesty- at Mar 08, '18 00:31 | |
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X: Are you Russian? Y: Yeah, I'm (Russian) to get outta here. ------------------------------------------------------------ Confusius say: man who preaches for money makes false profit (prophet). |
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| Reply by: mulberry_angelynn at Mar 08, '18 01:17 | |
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Apparantly the Atheists is a non prophet organisation! Who knew? |
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| Reply by: Slacker at Mar 09, '18 19:27 | |
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. This joke is so great. It never grows old. |
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| Reply by: lnsomnia at Mar 18, '18 14:52 | |
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Do a bungyjum, if you die, shut up |
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| Reply by: Whoops at Mar 29, '18 03:13 | |
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Did you know that if you try really hard you can hold your breath for the rest of your life. |
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| Reply by: HalfBackwardPie at Apr 01, '18 00:19 | |
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| There are some amazing jokes in here :) | |
| Reply by: Andy_Campo at Apr 01, '18 06:10 | |
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Just for laughs Most Savage Joke I Heard : They say safety in numbers, well tell that to 6 million Jews. Sexist Jokes : -Why did god gave women legs, no you sexist duck not to spread them everyday but to walk from the bedroom to kitchen and vice versa xD -Do you know am not gay? Cuz I don't duck what I respect. |
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| Reply by: Icy at May 02, '18 15:25 | |
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| Reply by: Mr_Meme at May 02, '18 17:19 | |
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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. |
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| Reply by: HarleyQuinn at May 16, '18 00:17 | |
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. |
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| Reply by: Chiara_Luzzatto at Jun 13, '18 00:31 | |
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