When I was a kid I'd go through a car magazine with the idea of "how would I spend a million?".  This was back in the days of the Lamborghini Countach and Ferrari Testarossa so the money went a lot further.  Now it wouldn't even get you one really good car!

without doubt I would buy a pirate ship.

With a million I'd buy shares in multiple companies or invest in real estate. Try to find a good way to make more out of that million

Buy me a car, spend some on drugs and hookers, whatever I got left over I'll invest it in some companies.

Pay off my debt, and invest. It takes money to make money!

Probably invest and travel a bit.

Buy but the Mrs. a fur coat.

But not a real one that is cuel.

I'd buy a second million. Gotta spend money to make money.

buy my own Island

Add it to my collection

I'd buy the baddest truck ever. Hennessy Velociraptors are insane. Or their Goliath.  

After paying off my place, split the rest between investments (specifically previous metals like gold and silver) and travel.

Get a modest place I could afford, pay off any other debts then try to live as low key as possible. 

If I had a million the first thing I would buy would be a weekend trip to somewhere warm so I could decide what to do with the rest of my money.