Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it. 

Not sure where it came from, but makes me think before I post something on social media.

“People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be...Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.”
― Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

“I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”– Billy Connolly

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.”

– Karl Kraus

Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth

Life teaches us nothing is fair. Just because you are blood doesn't mean you are family. Your friends aren't necessarily rooting for you to succeed.

It's a lot on my plate
I can't make no mistake
Shoulder hold a lot of weight - Bino Rideaux

“We now live in a world where counter-intuitive bullshitting is valorized, where the pose of argument is more important than the actual pursuit of truth, where clever answers take precedence over profound questions.”
― Ta-Nahisi Coates

Don't do what you can't undo, until you've considered what you can't do once you've done it.

It tells you there's a tiger in the house, but it's actually a fly.

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”– Steven Wright

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

“Conspiracy theory, like causality, works fantastically well as an explanatory model but only if you use it backwards. The fact that we cannot predict much about tomorrow strongly indicates that most of the explanations we develop about how something happened yesterday have (like history in general) a high bullshit content.”
― Peter J. Carroll, Psybermagick: Advanced Ideas in Chaos Magick

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”– Johnny Carson