After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles, made by those with power to suit themselves.

Before you argue with someone, ask yourself, is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives? Because if not, there is absolutely no point.

Amber Veal

He who angers you controls you. 

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”– Redd Foxx

"Has anyone seen my Depends?"

-Jeden

"I think my suppository got shoved up my bum too far."

- Father_OMalley

The only thing you should feel when you shoot your enemy is the recoil of your rifle ~ US Marines

"I think I screwed it up by adding a - to attribute it as a quote :("

- Father_OMalley

Don't eat yellow snow

You fell in love with her flowers, but not her roots, so when autumn came you didn't know what to do.

I really, really, really wanna jig-a-jig ahhhhhhhhh

“It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

Mark Yourself Disloyal - Spikes