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| Greatest Website EVER | Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04 |
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http://omegle.com/ Apparently it sets you up so you may talk to strangers. Here is an example: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello You: what's up Stranger: nothing you? You: I AM NEW TO THIS THING IT SEEMS COOL Stranger: so am i Stranger: people cyber alot on here :P You: my pants are off right now Stranger: are mine Stranger: asl? Stranger: so are mine* You: I'm a giant fucking gila monster from the swamps of Iceland Stranger: ..? You: My lizard tongue flicks out at you in order to try to smell you better You: My eyes dart casually from side to side Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at May 12, '09 17:05 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo yo yo You: check it, drop me a phat beat yo Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Gimpanzee at May 12, '09 17:12 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hery You: Hello Stranger: asl You: Whatever you want, baby You: I'm like Mystique from the X-Men Stranger: haahahaha Stranger: well You: I just morphed into Grimace from the McDonald's commercials Stranger: lol do u have msn? You: I am waddling around looking for the Hamburglar You: I pause for a second to admire myself in the reflection of the PlayPlace Stranger: HAHA You: I notice a few of the Fry Kids jumping around Stranger: ur funny :D You: I grab one and eat it You: I go inside and demand a few burgers from the person manning the cash register You: They give them to me You: I cover myself in mustard and ketchup and begin a 40-state robbery spree You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 12, '09 17:30 | |
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0_0 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 22m uk You: you? Stranger: 19 Stranger: female Stranger: canada Stranger: ;) Stranger: sounds like a perfect fit ;) You: Oh? Stranger: yes Stranger: ;) Stranger: what did you have in mind for today ? You: Be insanely bored I suppose. You: You? Stranger: well Stranger: im a little horny ;) You: Oh, I thought you had an eye twitch. You: That makes sense |
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| Reply by: Jake_Rossi at May 12, '09 17:30 | |
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| HAHAHAHAH! Fucking eye twitch. I love it, keep them coming. I can't connect from work so I'm living vicariously through all of you at the moment. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at May 12, '09 17:45 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you ? You: Fine You: How are you You: Do you have boobs Stranger: fine thanks Stranger: are you girl or boy ? You: I dont have boobs but I like people who do have boobs because I dont have boobs You: Im a guy and I have a penis Stranger: are you crazy ? Stranger: why so fast ? You: What is this "crazy" you speak of ? You: Are you CALLING ME CRAZY? You: Sooo you have boobs or not? Stranger: i say are you crazy ? Stranger: not you are crazy okey ! Stranger: i have 2 boobs Stranger: good ? You: Nice You: I like boobs Stranger: me too You: big large bouncy boobs Stranger: not so big Stranger: but is normal You: are you a guy Stranger: no You: good You: because I would of called the police Stranger: xD Stranger: all right Stranger: call the police You: are you a guy with big bouncy boobs? Stranger: im stil waiting Stranger: No Stranger: im normal girl Stranger: normal You: Nice You: do you look at porn ? Stranger: no shit Stranger: you are fucking jackass ! Stranger: say bye ! You: No I wasnt on Jackass Your conversational partner has disconnected. :( |
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| Reply by: Cav at May 12, '09 17:50 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 22 m uk Stranger: 20 f usa You: Awesome. You: Do you bounce? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Jake_Rossi at May 12, '09 17:55 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey there Stranger: hey where You: I'm a 52 year old insurance salesman from Maine looking for someone to put on a furry costume Stranger: get your dick to do it Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 12, '09 17:56 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: good evening You: my name is Brett Favre, I used to be a quarterback in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Stranger: how are u? You: how about you go deep and I'll throw you a pass You: I strap on my helmet and start barking orders at imaginary linemen You: I snap the ball to myself and throw a perfect 10 yard in-route to you You: It bounces off your face and you hit the grass hard You: A few minutes later I take you back to the Favre-Lair and have my way with you You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 12, '09 17:58 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: what do you expect from this conversation? You: I expect a bit of fun roleplaying You: Bloodninja style You: you? You: We could even battlerap You: Your call Stranger: 50 punds Stranger: pounds it should be pounds You: 50 pounds? do you need my bank details? Stranger: no i made a joke Stranger: you said Stranger: your call Stranger: and i said Stranger: 50 pounds Stranger: like in poker Stranger: right You: ahhhh Stranger: yeah ahhh You: I play poker, poker is good! You: I get it now You: *lays down a royal flush* Stranger: i like moon river Stranger: river but mooonn river You: So what do you expect to gain from this chat? Stranger: just not to be alone Stranger: that much pathetic You: I am sorry that you are so lonesome Stranger: not that much You: sounds like you have MagicMan syndrome Stranger: just this night You: oh Stranger: what is that Magicman syndrome Stranger: omegle teachs You: It is when a man or woman feel lonely and they look for subtitutes to fill the voids in their life Stranger: ah thats pathetic You: well, MagicMan is pathetic tbh. He's a right little twat Stranger: i think i could be in very much in this syndrome Stranger: i can also own a house You: That is something! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Gimpanzee at May 12, '09 18:04 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: Hey hey hey Stranger: PLEASE HELP ME IM IN KOREA THEY DONT LET US CONTACT THE OUTSIDE WORLD GET HELP FAST FAST MY ADRESS IS 4256 NIN-HAO LANE PLEASE CONTACT GENEVA You: OMIGAWDOK Stranger: KPLZTHANKYOU You: *dials 911* Stranger: police : this is 911 how can i help u? You: OMIGAWD THERES LIKE KOREAN PPLS AND THEY'RE LIKE OMIGAWD OUR CUNTRY IZ SHIT AND IM LIKE OMIGAWD 911!!! Stranger: police : OMIGAWD THAT SOUNDS AWEFUL QUICK CALL 911 You: OMIGAWD OK. You: *Dials 911* Stranger: police : YESHELLOTHISIS911 PLEASE HELP ME Stranger: IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP You: Oh, sorry wrong number. You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Jake_Rossi at May 12, '09 18:04 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: TheCoolestPersonEver at May 12, '09 18:05 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hi Stranger: How's it going You: It's going great! How are you, friend? Stranger: not too bad, buddy. gotta say im new to this site though You: So am I You: My name is Rodrigo, I'm part of a "US Presidents Role Play Syndicate" You: My part is George Washington You: We're looking for someone to be our James Madison You: Do you fit the bill? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 12, '09 18:09 | |
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| I am literally in tears right now laughing! Im gonna have to check this site out. | |
| Reply by: Fannie at May 12, '09 18:22 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello You: What are you? Stranger: I am a human You: I am a tapeworm Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: Tapeworms are XP You: Im small! You: Really really small! You: But long. Stranger: Don't go inside me :( You: ...=] |
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| Reply by: Jake_Rossi at May 12, '09 18:37 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ask me any questions,and i will respond to the best of my ability You: What is your name? Stranger: Daniel Pyne You: What is your quest? Stranger: TO EAT MY BAGEL once i get home, THEN fap You: What is your favourite colour? Stranger: green You: Right. Off you go. Stranger: bwah |
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| Reply by: TheCoolestPersonEver at May 12, '09 18:57 | |
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Stranger: 春哥 Stranger: chunge chun ye men!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...? |
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| Reply by: Natalie_Marrie at May 12, '09 19:08 | |
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Stranger: r u m/f? You: m Stranger: crap Stranger: same :(! |
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| Reply by: Ezio at May 12, '09 19:27 | |
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You: hi! Stranger: helo Stranger: whats yp Stranger: up You: Not much You: Watching tv Stranger: HOLY SHIT Stranger: I HAVE TO GO Stranger: MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE Stranger: FUCK |
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| Reply by: Ezio at May 12, '09 19:35 | |
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