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Greatest Website EVER Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04
Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl plz:)

You: 47/yes please/south park, Colorado
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Stranger: I saw Juwanna Man 18 times

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: tell me something interesting!

You: i like fish sticks

Stranger: thats nasty

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??? Fish Sticks=nasty?
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You: BOO

Stranger: oww scared

You: I have that affect.

Stranger: hmm what more you have ?

You: Pedophilic tendencies

Stranger: hmmmm

Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: fuq it

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Stranger: salut

You: f u

Stranger: i said hi in french...

You: oh ok

You: hey

Stranger: salut

You: f u

Stranger: comment ca va?

You: ca va?

Stranger: tres bien. et toi?

You: what does that mean

Stranger: it means, very well. and you?

You: im good

You: thanks for asking

You: speak dirty now

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You: who are you

Stranger: anyone

Stranger: what u gonna do?

You: i might just call the ghost busters to get your ugly ass back into the containment field

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: how old r u?

Stranger: :D

You: 24

You: now who are you!

Stranger: but still child

Stranger: :D

Stranger: i m mustafa

Stranger: u?

You: mustafa the lion king?

Stranger: lion king is musafa

Stranger: its mustafa

You: mustafa the terrorist from iran?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i m from turkey

Stranger: its an islamic name not terrorist name

You: pfft same difference

You: whats up

Stranger: no its different

You: hey you shut up

Stranger: u shut up

You: before I call the NSA on your ass

Stranger: ignorance american bastard

Stranger: dont stop

You: dont stop?

Stranger: go

Stranger: do it

You: lol no

You: who do you think i am

You: a clown for your amusement?

Stranger: i dont no

Stranger: maybe

You: nope

Stranger: than who the fuck r u?

You: i got business to attend to

You: im the american who is grilling your dirty arab ass

Stranger: i m not arab

Stranger: i m turk

You: =D jk

You: no more fighting

You: lets just exit the chat on good basis

Stranger: u r really ignorance

Stranger: go read some books or read from internet smart ass

You: hey lets be friends

Stranger: just tell me a reason

You: i was just messing with you

Stranger: ok

Stranger: will u stop?

You: yup

Stranger: oke

Stranger: so what is ur name?

You: Jk you dirty turk bastard

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I am not racist. Just picking a fight with somebody.
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Whatever you are, that was funny. :D
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Stranger: Hi, please no sex topics.

You: OK

You: Were you from

Stranger: argentina u?

You: Ireland

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how old r u?

You: 76 you

Stranger: 20

Stranger: how do u find this site?

You: On Mafia returns.com

You: Itsa good game

You: how did you find it?

Stranger: in a forum

You: cool

You: )

Stranger: =)

You: (

You: 0

Stranger: well i dont know

Stranger: have u children

You: No Im a pedo file


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PS im not 76
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Stranger: hiiiiii

You: whats your view on homosexuality?

Stranger: i'm a homosexual.
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Stranger: Hey

You: is your muffin buttered?

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello how are you?


Stranger: im fine thx and you

You: Yeah I'm good too so where you from

Stranger: holland and u

You: Ireland

Stranger: cool male or female?

You: Female and you

Stranger: male

Stranger: whats your age?

You: 21

Stranger: im 18

You: you want to cyber then?

Stranger: sure

You: ok I'm taking off my pants and then I'm taking out my big hairy cock and starting to wank.

Stranger: ah gay cyber

Stranger: nice :)


All lies except where I'm from!
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Bloody Hell Ruaidhri_M you made me laugh so hard I fuckin' snorted.
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You: hi babe

Stranger: Hi dude

You: i am a chick

Stranger: me 2 i here since yesterday.

Stranger: so i meant i know it

Stranger: xD

You: you into rug munching?

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are u

Stranger: m or f?

You: Hi, i am super duper, Also i am female

You: you?

Stranger: I'm fine thanks :-)

Stranger: and I'm male

Stranger: how old?

You: 22

You: you?

Stranger: me too :-)

Stranger: and I'm from switzerland, you?

You: I am from the UK

Stranger: oh nice

You: what do you look like?

Stranger: you have some pictures?

You: i would need to find some

You: new computer so.. i would need to go onto my old one first

Stranger: ok

You: do you have any?

Stranger: I have to search them

You: just describe yourself then x

Stranger: brown hair, brown/green eyes, about 1.78m tall, sporty body

Stranger: you?

You: yummy

You: Dark Brown hair, Blue eyes 5ft 5 slim, 34 C boobs, ready to take a throthing cock in my mouth

Stranger: woow

Stranger: so you have really big hot boobs ;-)

You: yes

You: and cherry tip nipples

Stranger: uuuhh hot

You: wish you were here to take a hold of them

Stranger: I really loved to hold them and lick your nipples

You: what else would you do to me?

Stranger: do you have a hot pussy?

You: shaved and moist what more could you ask for

Stranger: perfect ;-)

You: so what would you do to me if you had me in the room, all to yourself

Stranger: I would lick and taste your hot moist pussy and then we would fuck in all positions

You: ooo i wish we were doing that right now

Stranger: it would be great

You: would you fuck my mouth until i choked on your man juice?

Stranger: if you like it ;-)

Stranger: and could I also fuck you in your hot ass?

You: yes i love it anal

You: after you were done pounding away at my ass

You: i would take hold of your cock firmly

Stranger: uuh

You: take hold of my cock and i would start wanking each other off until we both exploded with pleasure

Stranger: ??!!

You: i would pin you down and shove my massive cock in your arse

Stranger: gay?

You: extremely

Stranger: how old

You: 22

Stranger: hot pics of your cock?

You: =====D

You: just that one

Stranger: phh

Stranger: webcam?

You: unfortunately not

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You: YOU!

You: ARE!

You: UUUUGGGLYYY!

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Stranger: Is your name Pauly?

You: No, Pedro

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: PEDRO

Stranger: you have an awesome name!

Stranger: wanna be my bestfriend, please!

You: I fuck on the first date

Stranger: oh..

Stranger: nvm.

Stranger: goodbye

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This site is mint. :D
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Stranger: hi

You: Hello sir/ma'am, I will now test your reaction time, whether you like it or not.

Stranger: okay

You: #1

You: A baby slaps you with a pancake. What do you do?

Stranger: fuck it

You: Nice reaction.

Stranger: thank you

You: #2

You: You are transformed into a dragon, but your grandma takes away your flying license. What do you do?

Stranger: flys anyways

You: Perfect.

You: #3

You: You are transformed into a piano. Your 2 D's are a little flat. What do you do?

Stranger: get breast implants

You: Believe it or not, that was the correct answer!!

You: You have the the reaction time of a rhino.

You: Congratulations!!

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Stranger: hi(:

You: Hi

You: Do you like kittens?

Stranger: ?

You: Just wondering

You: Everyone loves kitties

You: and I want to find the person who dosent

You: Well?!

Stranger: i like them d;

You: I like kittens too!

Especially when they are on the claw side of a hammer

You: yummy!

You: :)

Stranger: hahaha dM

Stranger: d; *

You: Why do you laugh?

Stranger: because you are weird?d;

where are u from?:D

You: *Bleeped*

You: you?

Stranger: where is that?xd

You: America

Stranger: Denmark:D

You: cool

Stranger: yes:D

You: I'm going to eat you know

You: now*

Stranger: wtf?:D

You: Slowly rip off your skin

You: I'll watch

You: You ripping yet?

You: I'm hungry

You: C'mon!

You: I like you like I like a hamburger

You: Show dat ass

Stranger: freak

You: And you are not?

Stranger: no

You: Uh huh

Stranger: how old are you

You: I am *Bleeped*

You: u?

Stranger: 14

You: pfffffffffffffffffffff

You: really?

Stranger: yes really?

You: dang

You: you're ripe for the picking hun

You: Give me your skin!!!!

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Stranger: tsr?

You: yes please

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wtf is tsr?
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You: I'm the owner of Facebook

Stranger: SWEEET

You: Glad to meet you.

Stranger: niceeee

Stranger: your a faggot bring back old facebook

You: No, we like to move forward, not backward.

You: Sorry, I'm going to have to terminate you.

Stranger: protip: users prefer old facebook

You: Fact: You out of about only 500,000 people think so, and the rest of the millions of users infact like the new Facebook.

Stranger: really?

You: Indeed.

Stranger: your only saying that because they have not joined a complain group

Stranger: that doesn't mean that they like it

Stranger: that means they haven't said there preference

Stranger: you're a fag because old facebook > new facebook

Stranger: enjoy your profits

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this dude really thought I was the owner...
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