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| Greatest Website EVER | Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04 |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I think im being followed Stranger: that sucks You: I think its FBI You: They know I have the stuff You: How much you willing to buy it for? Stranger: uhm this is random plus weird Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 13, '09 02:48 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Mafia returns?! You: Holy shit You: Who is this? You: Im playin that now!!! Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2001041&id=1090596509#/photo.php?pid=30023875&id=1090596509 You: HAHA You: Rork? Stranger: Emm Stranger: Yeah You: haha Stranger: Let's go with that Stranger: Are you on IRC? You: Yep in #inquisition Stranger: #divinelunacy plz You: Who is this Stranger: I just came on #inquisition Stranger: AND AWAY I GO LMFAO |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 13, '09 02:53 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 911 Stranger: get naked on cam for me You: 911 You: help Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Cav at May 13, '09 14:51 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: So... Stranger: name Stranger: age Stranger: location Stranger: sex Stranger: hobbies Stranger: fobbies Stranger: then bye Stranger: ? You: No fucking pervert.lol |
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| Reply by: -Hicks- at May 13, '09 14:57 | |
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| What's a fobby? | |
| Reply by: TheCoolestPersonEver at May 13, '09 15:04 | |
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| Some sort of perverted hobby?lol | |
| Reply by: -Hicks- at May 13, '09 15:07 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, my name is Barack Obama. I am the president of the Unites States. How can i help you? Stranger: unfortunately, you can't You: I can fix anything, what's up? Stranger: can you send me a shit load of hope? Stranger: i hear you got a lot of that floating around Stranger: perhaps an excess even Stranger: I could use my share You: Sure thing, i will send it your way. Anything else? Stranger: feel free to send some change as well Stranger: i prefer quarters You: Is that all? Stranger: i'm not greedy Stranger: i just want what's coming to me, man Stranger: glad to see you're spending your day doing something productive *cough* You: Well that's why i am the president. Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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| Reply by: Cruel at May 14, '09 13:02 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: punk ass bitches Stranger: are you normal You: nope Stranger: i was kiddin You: not at all Stranger: me either You: I'm Osama You: ever heard the name? Stranger: nice to meet you osama Stranger: bin laden You: yup You: that's me You: I can be found only on omegle Stranger: oh if thts you ,man you need to shave cause you is hairy You: well You: i don't get the time to be frank You: I'm too busy in running Stranger: is it rlly you You: yeah............ You: you think I'm kidding You: ? Stranger: yea i do You: damn.......... You: you all are the same You: you never believe me Stranger: i thought he aint speak english Stranger: *didnt You: but now you know You: that I do speak English Stranger: damn Stranger: this is freaky You: ok......... Stranger: where you from Stranger: where are you You: Afganistan You: but the present location I cannot reveal You: cause I'm hiding Stranger: Yes you can because you have to because your there Stranger: i can hide too but i eventually get found You: that's bad You: you see You: I have contacts You: in the UN as well You: sometimes the US army just went past me Stranger: what do you mean UN You: without even knowing I was there You: United Nations You: you seem to be a nice guy You: where are you now You: ? You: cause I'm planning an attack Stranger: ima girl You: I'll see to it that its not your city Stranger: are you micheal jackson Stranger: you gonna get me Stranger: fuck my ass til it falls out You: sorry Stranger: im in georgia You: i already have 9 wives Stranger: you player You: ah.......... then its fine Stranger: if you have 9 wives what do you do with them when your hidin You: I'm planning an attaack on Vegas next month You: fuck them You: what else? Stranger: why you got to wait a month Stranger: that was mean You: cause the fuckin bomb ain't ready Stranger: how long it take Stranger: your awesome You: about 7 months now You: so Stranger: you could be my friend You: sure You: I could warn you of all the attacks Stranger: yeah tht would be great You: do you have MSN? Stranger: and i could possibly help you You: yeah Stranger: no yahoo You: ok You: would do You: what's your ID? Stranger: ill tell you if you tell me your real name You: ok............ Stranger: osama is too poor to have a computer You: who said that You: ? Stranger: you can tell You: i have over 658 million dollars Stranger: its kinda obvious Stranger: whats your name man You: I just opt for a poor state of living Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: the-GOD-himself at May 14, '09 14:07 | |
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You: Vrrmmm vrmmmm Stranger: :) You: Vrmmmm Vrmmmmm You: What am I? Stranger: a car :)? You: YES! You: Correct! Stranger: can i drive you? You: Depends Stranger: my gear stick is massive btw;) You: If you fed me enough ruffies You: Not sure where you'd feed a car ruffies. Stranger: lol Stranger: asl? You: I am a 1997 Mitisubushi Galant. You: Cars are kinda neutral, as far as gender. You: Green though in color You: Tan interior You: I'm in the drive way tonight. Stranger: i want you You: Vrrrrmmmmmm Vrmmmmmmm Stranger: u horny? You: I might need an oil change. Stranger: thats true You: Are you mechanical? Stranger: i can be for ur box Stranger: a box mechanic You: Oh tiger! You: Steady income too, as this Galant is fertile as the back seat of a Vet You: Vrmmmm Vrmmmm Stranger: listem i wmma pound u so shut the fuck up and let me rip ur box to shreds You: I'll run your ass over so fast and hit you wallet for child support, hell you won't know what hit you. You: Wait, was I suppose to say that? You: Vrmmmm Vrmmmm You: Vrm Vrm? |
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| Reply by: Telemachus at May 14, '09 23:01 | |
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Stranger: hello You: Hi there Stranger: how are you tonight You: I can't complain You: The zombies didnt do much damage this week You: Always good, you know? Stranger: yea, fuckin' zombies You: Those are the worst kind. :( Stranger: i dont wanna be pessimistic but Stranger: i think they'll kill us Stranger: :( You: There is really is no peace You: It's like men and women really. You: Can we really coexist? Stranger: constant war Stranger: between us You: Touche You: And much like the zombies winning, womenkind tend to win. Stranger: exactly, women are very strong You: Men are left to drink their beer and get the honorable mention You: While women get 1st, 2nd and 3rd Stranger: but women rules the world, i mean soon You: Hell, the dog might scrap in and get 4th Stranger: oh sorry, but my wife is calling me right now!! Stranger: i got to go!! You: Good luck You: Keep your head high! Stranger: she'll be upset Stranger: thx You: Cowboy up You: Do what your told You: You'll live the night. |
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| Reply by: Telemachus at May 14, '09 23:27 | |
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You: Hi I am Chris Hansen and your on How to catch a predator Stranger: hi Stranger: nice to see you You: So why are you on the internet trying to pick up children? Stranger: oh, Stranger: i'm not bad guy You: Please do not tell us lies. We have many chat logs of you asking children for provocative pictures. You: How old are you? Stranger: haha Stranger: i'm 14 You: Why are you lying? Stranger: i don't know You: Do you think it is legal to ask children for nude pics? Stranger: for what????!!!! You: YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WE HAVE ZEE LOGS Stranger: haha funny Stranger: i dpn' You: This is not a laughing matter. Stranger: i don't do that You: Your local authorities have received transcripts of your chats with some of our operatives. Stranger: I'm innocent Stranger: Do not threaten me You: Why are you Lying about your innocence when we have the proof and zee logs? Stranger: what's zee logs/ Stranger: i don't know You: And I in no way threatened you. I just made it known that when the police arrive and bust down your door you know why. Stranger: hey chris Stranger: everybody hates chris You: That is because I catch predators You: All predators You: thats why you hate me Stranger: hm You: Anyways Local police have been dispatched. I did my job and kept you online. The police should be there any minute. You: Good luck You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at May 15, '09 00:34 | |
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Stranger: everybody hates chris You: That is because I catch predators You: All predators You: thats why you hate me LOL |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 15, '09 02:42 | |
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You: Vrmmmm Vrmmmm You: Vrm Vrm? LMAO to that as well |
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| Reply by: -Joker- at May 15, '09 02:44 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello You: I'm gay You: what about you? Stranger: i'm ddarlinai IDIOT thought GAY to be my name! *PS - I'm not gay, I wrote that just for fun!* |
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| Reply by: the-GOD-himself at May 15, '09 15:32 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola me friend You: i am a psychic Stranger: hit me baby one more time Stranger: can you tell me my future? You: yes You: your a guy You: living with a dissorder Stranger: no Stranger: no You: and you come on here to make yourself feel better Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Cav at May 16, '09 15:50 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gay? You have disconnected. 1st go at it: Failed |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 16, '09 20:24 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello You: I'm a sales agent and I market weed You: wanna try some? Stranger: lmao im underage Stranger: :/ You: no problem You: we have the underage version too You: Its in the form of a lolly You: If you order now You: I'll lay off 50% Stranger: lol Stranger: i would totally take up that offer Stranger: but ihave to go to sleep now Stranger: its 2:02 am here Stranger: and im about to die from exhaustion lol You: you can do that after placing the order You: just give me your address Stranger: lol 5554 Sunny Side Up Lane You: we'll take the payment on delivery Stranger: that's very kind of you You: You'll receive your delivery in about 30 minutes or its free. You: So how much do you want? Stranger: that's a great deal Stranger: i'll take 100pcs You: See ya in 30 minutes. Stranger: i am waiting. You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: the-GOD-himself at May 17, '09 05:10 | |
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| Rourkey, you by far had the best ones in my opinion xD | |
| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 17, '09 05:37 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: hi 76 f/m UK You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. well that was rude =[ |
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| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 17, '09 05:38 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wanna role play? Stranger: cool Stranger: what part You: ill be the orange you can be a napkin Stranger: cool You: *sits in a bowl* You: your turn Stranger: um Stranger: well Stranger: let me begin You: okay Stranger: im a napkin You: *Barks* Stranger: what the hell is this sound/? You: I dont know I cant hear anything You: im blind =[ You: Rawk!? Your conversational partner has disconnected. These people are no fun =s |
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| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 17, '09 05:44 | |
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