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Greatest Website EVER Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04
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You: *strips naked and runs around screaming*

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After talking to Kelly for 10 minutes, we swap pics. Kelly happens to be a dude name also.
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Stranger: こんにちは

You: square?

You: triangle!

You: circle!

You: I win

You: ayeyeye
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Stranger: ey

Stranger: hey

You: stfu!

You: jk whats up

Stranger: nm

Stranger: asl

You: fu asshole

You: ;)

You: where you from?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: you

You: california

You: where in usa

Stranger: texas

Stranger: male or female

You: fu redneck asshole

Stranger: yawn

You: i'd kick your ass if you we were face to face

You: just kidding

You: hows everything down in texas?

Stranger: what a big man you are, let me buy you a pack of gum ill show you how to chew it

You: hey

You: 2 things I love

You: gum and kicking ass

You: and im all out of gum

Stranger: k duke

You: so whats up

You: your mexican huh

Stranger: nope

You: black?

Stranger: nope

You: asian?

Stranger: nope

You: oh your an inbred redneck

Stranger: nope

You: wtf are you then? egyptian?

Stranger: noepe

You: a horrible speller?

Stranger: mope

You: man You make me want to kick your ass so bad right now

Stranger: nope

You: im a little turned on also

You: ever been with a grown man?

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Stranger: hey

You: yes?

Stranger: where are you from

You: california you?

Stranger: texas

Stranger: male or female

You: hey your the inbred redneck ass hole i was talking to earlier huh

Stranger: yup!

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Stranger:HI

you: FUCK OFF


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You: "Hi"

Stranger: hello

You: I don't like the cut of your jib

Stranger: where are you from?

You: who do you think you are waltzing all up in here

You: getting all in this shit

Stranger: bye

You: Yeah

You: you keep walking
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You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: I used to like the taste of my dad's sperm

You: but then, I grew out of it

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I hope someone gets the witty joke there
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: go fuck yourself i don't wnat to cyberland

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Was it something I said
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omg
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You: *I do a little dance*

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: You like butt sekks

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I got too excited
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You: Hi

Stranger: Hi

You: how are you doing?

Stranger: not bad

You: asl

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lets try that again!
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Stranger: whats up?

You: nothing much

You: Im 65 years old and I want my groove back!

You: Can you give it too me?

Stranger: oh dude

Stranger: totaly

Stranger: first

Stranger: get a younger weif

Stranger: second

You: Are you gana be mines

Stranger: FUCK HER

You: ?

Stranger: OH DUDE YAH

You: Can you ride it lke a pony?

Stranger: like a fuking russian race horse

You: Thats how I like it!

You: With ice cream ontop

You: I got new dentures so i can handle it!

Stranger: nuff said

You: So how old are you now before I mary you?

You: sorry

You: I forgot how to spell the word

Stranger: 64...........

You: you cant ride this pony

You: you might brake a leg

You: I use that pill Viagra and I cant stop

Stranger: b-but!?

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Stranger: hey

You: hey there big boi

Stranger: hello

You: is your window open>

Stranger: actually yes it is!

You: well im coming in!!

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: should i expect a fat man or a slender cute woman

You: 35 y old Transvestite named Pat

Stranger: i can live with that

Stranger: creeeeeeeper

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35 y old Transvestite named Pat


SNL right?
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I got that from my friend, someone on the same site told him that.
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Stranger: LICK MY PUSSY!!!

You: YES!!

You: *licks cat*

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You: hi

Stranger: HI

Stranger: WHICH COUNTRY

You: united states

You: but i'm on a boat right now

You: in atlantic

Stranger: JAPANESE HERE

You: i've always wanted to learn japanese

You: i only know your grammar

Stranger: WE JAPAN IS MUCH STRONGER THAN AMERICA,WE OWEN pS1,PS2,PS3,PSP,NDS,YOU JUST ONLY OWN XBOX

You: oh yeah?

You: POSEIDON LOOK AT ME

Stranger: DO YOU KNOW

You: did you know

Stranger: THE GAME machine

You: north korea is much stronger than japan, it owns nukes 1, nukes 2, nukes 3, nukes 4, nukes 5, nukes 6 you just only own ps1,ps2,ps3,psp,nds

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what is up with this?
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You: hi

Stranger: r u girl? ;D

You: Nope

Stranger: then ure guy. yea? ;D

You: yeah

Stranger: and how old r u? ;D

You: 25

You: you?

Stranger: im 11

Stranger: :))))))

You: RourkeyRourke?

Stranger: yea

You: I knew it!

You: Do you love Marietta?

Stranger: yea

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