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| Greatest Website EVER | Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04 |
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I couldnt resist Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wanna see pics of me? Stranger: yes You: are you sure... I dont think im very sexy =/ You: www.thatsnotsexy.com theres my website =/ Stranger: okay You: let me know what you think.. Stranger: wait a second Stranger: yeah. you're not sexy girl. i agree You: =[ |
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| Reply by: DorkRourke at May 17, '09 06:40 | |
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Stranger: hi You: hello You: I'm a UN representative Stranger: really? You: you have any grievance which we could take care of? You: yes Stranger: that is great You: so you have any grievance? You: where are you from? Stranger: china You: you face racial discrimination over there? You: we can take care of that. Stranger: no You: uhm............. You: sexual discrimination then? Stranger: no You: prohibition? You: are you allowed to drink liquor? Stranger: liquor is a wine? You: yes Stranger: yes You: uhm............ then what about f**kabition? Stranger: no ,it is not allow You: you are not allowed to f**k??????????? You: then how the hell did your mom give birth to you? Stranger: when i get married ,i could You: but what about before marriage? Stranger: it can not You: you want to file a complain against that? Stranger: i don't think that is a problem You: then how do people please themselves over there? Stranger: hug or kiss You: what about masturbation? You: do you masturbate? Stranger: what means masturbation? You: Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself) for sexual pleasure Stranger: i still don't understand what it means You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: the-GOD-himself at May 21, '09 01:58 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: r u a horny female? You: n im a horny frog Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bloody hell only one reply? I'm a star |
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| Reply by: elBuscador at May 21, '09 02:48 | |
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the Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Fuck you You: youd like to You: im so awesome Stranger: Why yes............ You: yes i know you would You: but you wont Stranger: Enjoy this virus : ) Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: elBuscador at May 21, '09 02:50 | |
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Finally a good convo ;) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: pfffffffffffft Stranger: hi You: hello You: locstion Stranger: where are u You: location even You: NSW AU Stranger: ok Stranger: i'm korean You: north or suth You: south Stranger: south Stranger: North Korea is inferior to the Internet. You: okay because if you were north id tell you to go pick some rice Stranger: only south korea You: yes i understand south Stranger: ok Stranger: do u visit korea? You: naww too many asians there You: i prefer it here where we just haveenough Stranger: Is the fashion in Koreas. You: no it is bangladore Stranger: ^^ Stranger: :-) You: do you eat those nasty squidcicles? Stranger: never You: ohh come on youve tried them once You: all koreans have Stranger: nono You: just a sec i have to do a petty You: Mmm... drugs! Stranger: do u man? You: k im back Stranger: ok You: do i man? Stranger: ok You: heh Stranger: As he gets, is a man a woman? You: no, no a man cannot be a woman unless he is transexual You: i guess he could be a transvestite, but then he wouldnt bea woman just a man dressed as woman Stranger: :-) You: oh, you like that do you? You dirty dog. You: im not much into transexuals mesef Stranger: It seems to be thing with misunderstanding. You: Success! you grabbed yourself $751 You: sweeet Stranger: I am not skillful in English, and I am hindered to a conversation. You: are you a transexual? Stranger: no Stranger: never You: are you a homosapien? Stranger: I am masculine. Stranger: nono You: so your a womanly man? Stranger: I am a perfect man. You: ohhhhhhh Stranger: im dont never Stranger: transexual or homosapien or womanly man You: so your like adonis and shit Stranger: only i',m perfect mans You: ohhh so youre saying your heterosexual Stranger: what's mean adonis? You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adonis Stranger: ok Stranger: You looked, and I saw a site. You: yes of course you should be able to see if you looked Stranger: I am indifferent to it to ADoNiS You: so you are not a perfect man then? You: Adonis = perfect man Stranger: nono Stranger: perfect man is ride sk8, street, hiphop You: naaaw Stranger: I am sorry, but how old is age? You: im am ancient You: i am You: i reckon you're what 14 - 15? Stranger: I am 24 years old. You: and you sk8? tsk tsk Stranger: ok You: Success! you grabbed yourself $776 You: yeah i rock Stranger: Success! you grabbed yourself $776< whats this? You: you need to join the mafia You: http://mafiareturns.com You: then you could grab yourself some of that ;) Stranger: um..... Stranger: I will not know the subject of our conversation. You: yes i see youre not as cool as me You: but thats okay because i am the perfect man Stranger: nono..... i'm really so cool You: no, I'll be thecool one and you can be my sidekick You: what kinda side kick will you be? Stranger: A reason? You: of course there is a reson it is because i am the uber one and you are the side kick Stranger: There is me to the stomach than you at every aspect. Stranger: I don't think at all that an odor is the root than you. You: sniffs... i did to put on deodorant Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk You: so is your stomach better now? Stranger: Endeavor more turn it off, and will become a chief. Stranger: this mind is really perfect man You: oh there you are thought you went to take a shite You: you cannot be the chief because there are no indians mate You: i told you earlier... you are the side kick Stranger: I am not important, and the past now is important. You: are you a short one or a tall one? Stranger: It is the highness that wants to rise more. You: we will have none of that mate. There will be no rising save that for the ladies. You: but it sounds like you want to be tall. You: ok so are you large or small? Stranger: Is there for this to be important? You: of course it is.. we are determining you as a side kick Stranger: True I memorize it, and you are like this will not know whether or not tell. Stranger: ok You: ahhh so your special power is to memorise? Stranger: side kick Stranger: You don't know a compromise. Stranger: A conversation is prosaic, and I am stale. You: of course not. I am he leader and you are the side kick Stranger: I will make OMeGeul with other personnel. You: ouch You: that souds painful You: sounds Stranger: And I will speak one thing only. You: where'd you go? off for another shit? Stranger: It isn't MeokNeunGeot to all Koreans being dirty Stranger: byebye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: elBuscador at May 21, '09 03:24 | |
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You: shall we send pictures of each others manginas? Stranger: mangina? Stranger: what? You: yeah it is where we put our cock and balls between our legs and walk about like woman You: take photos of each other Stranger: fuck Stranger: fuck Stranger: what the hell? Stranger: fuck Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk You: it will be fun ;) xoxoxo Stranger: yes Stranger: you Stranger: umm.. Stranger: very.. Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmm Stranger: fuck.. You: 67/m/Russia You: you? Stranger: 67?? Stranger: i'm 59 Stranger: good You: god you are young Stranger: yeah Stranger: i'm young Stranger: you very old You: you are making me feel like a coffin dodger Stranger: ok You: i like that Stranger: no Stranger: you Stranger: very Stranger: fuck Stranger: why? You: trust me i am full on energy and i can suck a cock like a champ Stranger: yeah u Stranger: fuck Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. this guy was shite |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at May 21, '09 06:44 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 11/m/France You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Clearly hate the french aswell |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at May 21, '09 06:52 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: how r you You: Do you wanna ditch this small talk, Meet up and let me rape you ? You: because if i am honest i am just here to find some minor to take a load from me Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at May 21, '09 07:12 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: boo! Stranger: hola You: sorry I dont speak swine flu You: english? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Riddle at May 21, '09 12:58 | |
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| lol omg some of these are funny | |
| Reply by: Rebellion-x at May 21, '09 14:00 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm going to test your reactions. You: #1 Stranger: wat You: Gandalf the grey offers you a wrist watch but gives you a ball of twine. What do you do? Stranger: I jump off the roof You: Good You: #2 You: The lady of the lake hands you a sword, you unsheath it and hold it up in all it's glory. As you gaze at it, she punches you in the crotch. What do you do? Stranger: I jump off the bridge You: Good, good You: #3 You: You are transformed into a snail, you hold a party in your shell and invite all your friends. Marcia doesn't come. What do you do? Stranger: i tell my mother You: I'm sorry, the correct answer was to smash her with nine iron. Stranger: :/ You: I'm sorry, you have the reaction time of an orangutan. Stranger: okay Stranger: what's that You have disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Alex at May 21, '09 20:39 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey it's me Brian Rourke Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 22, '09 01:08 | |
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| Ooo, shot down! | |
| Reply by: Alex at May 22, '09 16:38 | |
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| Burn on BrianRourke! I'm loving these. I haven't checked this out in awhile, but I must say the "vroom vroom" conversation Telemachus had, the france conversation Mirkin had and Alex's conversation about reaction times made me laugh so hard I teared up. Nice. ;) | |
| Reply by: Marietta at May 22, '09 23:21 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hello Stranger: what's up bro? You: Not much lad, you? Stranger: wankin it old school Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Gimpanzee at May 22, '09 23:56 | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: whats crackin? You: I was just on this website called HorseLove.com! A bunch of Doctors where trying to make a horse feel better! You: I think the horse got bit by a SNAKE! Because all the doctors were trying to suck out the venom. AND THEY DID! You: I just don't know why the lady doctor had to take off her clothes to do it though. You: My mom told me to stop watching it You: but I told her that I'll never become a horse doctor if I don't learn how to suck out venom!! You: then my mom got all mean and SLAPPED ME!!!! I'm still crying about it!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Reply by: Alex at May 23, '09 09:45 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: f/m? Stranger: koren Stranger: about you? You: what koren? You: what is koren? Stranger: Asia You: I know You: I asked your gender Stranger: korea this one don't know what gender is? ddooeeh |
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| Reply by: JohnAlviano at May 23, '09 10:19 | |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: good evening You: yeah You: good evening You: how are you? You: asl? Stranger: I'm neither good nor bad, average. My cat died earlier today... stupid fuck kept meowing Stranger: what the fuck else was i supposed to do? i had to end it... im sure you'll understand You: yeah You: you did the right thing Stranger: indeed You: so your asl? Stranger: I'm a 50 year old accountant that pretends to be a 16 year old girl on messageboards, yourself? You: nice You: I'm 16 years old girl that pretending to be 57 year old man Stranger: that must be hard sometimes, not many people want to have sex with 57 year old men |
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| Reply by: JohnAlviano at May 23, '09 10:56 | |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: 你好 You: ? Stranger: ？？？ You: Are you Asian? Stranger: CHINA You: IRLENAD You: Ireland You: hahahaha Stranger: 拜拜 You: lol cONAS ata tu? |
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| Reply by: Shrink at May 23, '09 11:05 | |
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LOL You: hi? Stranger: Hey Stranger: I have a Q Stranger: I'm babysitting this lil piece of shit You: whats a Q? Stranger: And I wanna know if babies can huff paint Stranger: I'm thinking if it gets high it'll fucking go to sleep Stranger: I've been huffin for like an hour, I'm doin good You: im sorry but i dont know a 'Q' is Stranger: A QUESTION YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT You: you couldn't take the extra second to type it out? typical americans... |
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| Reply by: Raiden- at May 23, '09 22:35 | |
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