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Greatest Website EVER Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: http://radiotime.com/WebTuner.aspx?StationId=7253&

You: :|

Stranger: Frankie Jooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

You: ...Jonas... Brothers?


:/


I'm scared.
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Stranger: BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You: O.o

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:


...

[Insert rather long pornographic story]

...


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Note: If you're old enough, I might let you see the whole thing.
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Something random and I am male, just wanting to mess with this dude:


You: hi

Stranger: Hi! Do you happen to be a female?

You: yea

Stranger: Great! I just wanted to say that the charm and good looks of your gender add spice to the male life. :)

You: thats cool

Stranger: Have a good night!
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Kinky convo:


Stranger: imma lesbian rape her for this!

You: oO kinky!

Stranger: wana watch?

You: yes yes

Stranger: incestuous lesbian rape?

You: very nice

You: sure

You: go for it

Stranger: good, cause we have damn good fun doing it

You: you mean you done this before?

You: lol

Stranger: mmhm, its her punishment for being mean to me

Stranger: I spank her too, if shes been naughty

You: with handcuffs?

Stranger: ooh, I wish, but we dont have a pair

You: damn... they sure are handy!

Stranger: mmhm, for cuffing a naughty sister to the bed
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I would paste more of mine but I dont feel their suitable for minors.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 20 F CA

Stranger: you?

You: 23 m ga

Stranger: cool

You: soo whats going on

Stranger: i should go to bed

Stranger: im yawning

You: dont we can watch porn together

Stranger: but i dont wanna get up

Stranger: meh

Stranger: i already watched today

You: oh

You: sweet

You: you should see my porn movies

Stranger: ok

You: yeah Im a pornstar

Stranger: oh rly

You: soo you have a bf?

Stranger: no

You: we can totally be email bf/gf

You: way cooler than the rest of the internet people

Stranger: oh ok

You: we can watch porn at night a cyber and in the mornings we can watch pbs together

Stranger: hahahahahahaa

Stranger: hahhaha pbs

You: its what we cool kids watch

Stranger: oh

Stranger: have you gotten any funny reactions on this site?

Stranger: from other ppl

You: no

Stranger: do they freak out

You: why

You: am I different....

Stranger: cause youre trolling

You: trolling?

Stranger: :-/

You: last I checked I was a man looking for a woman to get busy with in the email baby ;)

Stranger: lol

You: are you flexible by any chance?

Stranger: hm

Stranger: not too much :-/

You: hmm

You: should send me some pix littlewang@japanmail.com

Stranger: lol

You: do you like me? i like you

Stranger: hey i should go

Stranger: good luck dude

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You: Oh, I thought you had an eye twitch.

You: That makes sense



LMAO JAKE
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Stranger: sup

You: hi

You: not alot you

Stranger: r u black?

You: I can b

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Stranger: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!

You: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD

Stranger: TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE!!!!

You: JUST A CITY BOY

Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT!!!

You: TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE!
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Lol everyone wants to cyber LOL. WTF
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Stranger: i'm miss kit 45 looking for decent chat from philippines! what about yours?

You: are you opposed to girl on girl action?

Stranger: girl

You: yes

You: and another one

You: cuddling

You: and maybe more

You: yes? no?

You: bottle of wine?

You: *pours a glass and smiles*

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Awwww. I was too kinky for it. :(
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You: hi

Stranger: hi there i am toni

Stranger: u

You: I am birday

You: I like alaskan pipelines
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Omegle is cool.


It's a fun place to look for people who RP as well.
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...


What kind of RP? :|
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good evening, fair traveler!

You: I come to you from the darkest corners of the internet to engage YOU in conversation of the minds!

You: Tell me, adventurer.

You: What do you seek?

Stranger: i 've no idea

You: Let us go on a "Google Quest"

You: Have you heard of this mythical "google" creature?

Stranger: no

Stranger: how is it

You: It is the darkest of beasts.

You: Fare thee well, traveler.

You: I seek solace in the comfort of naked pictures of well-endowed women

You: If we should cross paths again, leave me the codeword of "dragonslayer."

You: We will meet in the Yahoo! Forest and then regroup for our assault on Microsoft Castle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm going to be honest with you. I'm a man. I'm going to pretend to be a good looking woman with nice breasts in order to get you to cyber me. Let's get this started.

You: I slowly take off my top.

You: My perky nipples show through my sheer bra

You: You think to yourself "Damn, this is one fine looking woman"

You: My penis gets hard

You: Wait, fuck I'm the woman here

You: My vagina gets hard.

You: My balls begin to get a bit tighter

You: You know, I'm having a bit of trouble being the woman here.

You: Let's just say I'm fairly attractive and I'm waiting to get some man meat all up in me.

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You: Let us go on a "Google Quest"

You: Have you heard of this mythical "google" creature?


LMAO your my hero.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: know any cute gay guys?

You: Camazotz

You: Well, he's not cute, but he's definitely gay

Stranger: lol who?

You: EXACTLY

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Samuel Witwicky?

Stranger: You! You're the one I've been looking for!

You: This is Optimus Prime

You: Where is the allspark

Stranger: Lost in Cybertron

Stranger: The allspark is in a volcano

You: We need to get it before Megatron

You: Autobots roll out
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