Stranger: i dont trust you.You: and i dont trust youYou: we are at an agreementStranger: niceYou: so where do we go from here, not trusting each other and allStranger: basicly thats it,...we cant really talk, cause we dont trust each otherYou: no, i dont trust my president but i could talk to him for days on endYou: i dont trust the pope, but we could probably have an enjoyable dinner togetherYou: there is always a starting pointStranger: i dont think soStranger: i wont talk to you.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What do you like?

You: hi!

You: your mom

You: you?

Stranger: your gramps.

Stranger: he's hot.

You: grhs

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Some people are desperate...

Had a few mates round and we decided to have some fun.

Stranger: 20 m losangelesYou: 21 Chantelle F 22 Northin Way, Gary, Indiana, U.S.Stranger: cutieeeStranger: whatssupYou: I gave you my address what more do you want?Stranger: nothinggStranger: waht are you doinggYou: Waiting.Stranger: for whatYou: You.Stranger: hahaStranger: i wish i was that closeeYou: I betYou: Where are you?Stranger: claiforniaYou: Oh L.A.You: What you doing?Stranger: just sitting in my boxers in my roomYou: Waiting for someone like me to come along?Stranger: yeahhhhStranger: do you have facebook or somethingStranger: we should add eacthotherStranger: since were so far awayYou: I will, but first what do you picture me as?Stranger: i dont knowwwStranger: cute short girl with nice hari and eyesStranger: what about ou em?You: Well I'll give you my facebook if you get a few questions right.You: What colours my hair?Stranger: oh okayyStranger: hah wowStranger: hmmStranger: brunettte?You: I'll tell you the answers at the end.Stranger: okayyYou: What colours my eyes?Stranger: hazelYou: What am I wearing?Stranger: t shirt and undiesStranger: hopefully just undiesYou: Well, you kinda got it right, But theres about 9 of us, 4 guys 5 girls. Having a few drinks, and laughing at you!Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sorry that was messy ignore the last and heres a clean up.

Some people are desperate...

Had a few mates round and we decided to have some fun.

Stranger: 20 m losangeles

You: 21 Chantelle F 22 Northin Way, Gary, Indiana, U.S.

Stranger: cutieee

Stranger: whatssup

You: I gave you my address what more do you want?

Stranger: nothingg

Stranger: waht are you doingg

You: Waiting.

Stranger: for what

You: You.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i wish i was that closee

You: I bet

You: Where are you?

Stranger: claifornia

You: Oh L.A.

You: What you doing?

Stranger: just sitting in my boxers in my room

You: Waiting for someone like me to come along?

Stranger: yeahhhh

Stranger: do you have facebook or something

Stranger: we should add eacthother

Stranger: since were so far away

You: I will, but first what do you picture me as?

Stranger: i dont knowww

Stranger: cute short girl with nice hari and eyes

Stranger: what about ou em?

You: Well I'll give you my facebook if you get a few questions right.

You: What colours my hair?

Stranger: oh okayy

Stranger: hah wow

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: brunettte?

You: I'll tell you the answers at the end.

Stranger: okayy

You: What colours my eyes?

Stranger: hazel

You: What am I wearing?

Stranger: t shirt and undies

Stranger: hopefully just undies

You: Well, you kinda got it right, But theres about 9 of us, 4 guys 5 girls. Having a few drinks, and laughing at you!Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: where are you from? You: Your mom Stranger: WHAT? You: Hello, I'm in your Family!

Stranger: _|_ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm feeling the love.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Your mom

Stranger: WHAT?

You: Hello, I'm in your Family!

Stranger: _|_

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: hws u?

You: good, ish.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so wat u doin?

You: Right now trying to picture you, and pleasing myself while I am doing that.

Stranger: asl?

You: What?

You: Ohh my god, it's all over the keyboard.

Stranger: age , sex , language

You: I forget, I have a long thing, and I'm going with Spanish on this one.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was it something I said?

These are the funniest thing I've read. I am pretty much crying I laughed so hard at these

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: what's ur favourite thing to do in the evening?

You: I love to meet a vegan and slather bacon grease on them and lick it all off.

Stranger: vegan??

Stranger: what's that?

You: Only the hottest animals on earth.

Stranger: u r nasty

You: It may seem gross at first but it's really a thing of beauty.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Rourkey? Stranger: ? You: Do you love Marietta Stranger: whos taht You: My pimp Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How do people not know Marietta? She is the greatest :D

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: supStranger: as;You: hiStranger: aslYou: skimbertush!Stranger: watYou: :)You: nothingStranger: lolzStranger: so where u fromYou: philippinesYou: and you??Stranger: nceStranger: UsAYou: wowStranger: yepStranger: u female or maleYou: are you a B or GStranger: bStranger: uYou: BYou: gga!You: hha!

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: hiStranger: hows it goinYou: cool, how is your day?Stranger: goodStranger: uYou: fine, thanksYou: where are you from?Stranger: australiaStranger: uYou: greeceStranger: coolYou: is it day or night now in australia?Stranger: nightYou: i seeYou: which city of australia do you live?Stranger: brisbaneYou: a lot of greek people live in australiaYou: do you have any greek friends?Stranger: noYour conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I'm a young virgin boy. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No thanks. :|

You: you smoke weed?
Stranger: No do you?
You: yup :D
You: I love it
Stranger: seriously?
You: its my comfort blanket
You: yup

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yop
You: asl? 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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You: AWESOME!
Stranger: stranger danger
Stranger: you dont know what will happen next
You: a bird will eat me?
Stranger: maybe im also chuck norris
You: no fuckin way!
Stranger is typing...

LOLOLOLOL WOA these thing is funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: shut upStranger: :(Stranger: meanieYou: loser!Stranger: your an asshole. and i bet you have no friends. you sad miserable person.Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that site is creepy as hell. Funny idea though I guess.