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Greatest Website EVER Started by: RourkeyRourke on May 12, '09 17:04

Stranger: Crajey You: I have a question Stranger: Yes? You: Is destiny a dumb fuckin name Stranger: Pretty much. Stranger: Unless you are black. Stranger: good bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WOW RACIST

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: i love you! Stranger: ok...bye... Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi,boy or girl? You: bit of both You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi

You: low

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Stranger: 14/f/ Finland

You: What the scooby doo!

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Stranger: Hey
You: asl?

Stranger: Dude sorry
You: What? It's not boring.
Stranger: Hmm?
You: Donde esta asl? Porque?
You: Por favor, un madre es en mi gato.
Stranger: I'm not mexican!!!
You: Por que?

Stranger: Wtf!!!!!!!!!!
You: Blanco es muy rosado.
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What? You don't like Mexicans?

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OMG. FUcking hilarious.

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Stranger: hi
You: yes!
You: I just got my errection
Stranger: where r u from?
You: after 30 minutes of trying
You: stage one complete
Stranger: hi
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Holy fuck...that was hilarious. I got one.

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Stranger: hi

You: Would you like to buy a vowel?

Stranger: u like wheel of fortune

You: Is that the one with Alex Trebek in it?

Stranger: ?

You: Yeah, I love that show. It comes on after I get done watching the Playboy channel.

Stranger: playboy channel? nice.

You: yeah, I did a spread for them once.

Stranger: what the living fuck? you're a chick

You: no. I got the tool to prove it.

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Dumb bastard thought I was in Playboy. I meant I had done someone who looked like someone off a Playboy magazine.

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I've had one quite enjoyable chat on this site, but I can't seem to find to real weird people. Oh well, I'll keep on trying :D

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Sounds like me, Paisley.  Every time I try to be weird, I end up finding someone completely awesome.  Just our luck!  ;)

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Stranger: hi

You: Hey quess what

Stranger: what

You: Do u like to masterbate

Stranger: ?

You: Well I like to masterbate with a ice cream cone

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What if that was twelve year old

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*What if that was a twelve year old*

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Then I believe that would qualify Chris Sweeney as one of those online sexual predators.

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: its in the dean of night here Stranger: dead You: its day time Stranger: where? Stranger: uk? You: in candyland Stranger: i dont know that place Stranger: which country? You: u dont know the muffin man Stranger: no Stranger: who is he You: That lives on Drury Lane? Stranger: uk? You: no fuck u fagget!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Haha, Best site ever....

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Stranger: joe jonas?

You: is gay?

Stranger: bitch.

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: grapeStranger: HEY 55 YEAR OLD MAN LOOKING FOR A HORNY TEEN GIRLYou: umm.. that's dirty.You: stupid old man.Stranger: errYou: ur a noobYou: i pwn noobsStranger: and you are?You: i eat them for breakfast.You: i'm God.You: as of nowYou: ...Stranger: hmmmYou: strange, huh?Stranger: are you a horny teen?You: no, i'm God. did you miss that?Stranger: then byeYou: bye

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: [Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]Stranger: heyStranger: what's upYou: Your a registered Sex Offender?Stranger: what?You: Stranger: [Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]Stranger: uh...Stranger: lol?You: I dont judgeStranger: well i'm not a sex offenderStranger: wtfStranger: i didn't say that?

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