Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]You: So everyone on here is looking for a woman i see!!Stranger: ExactlyYou: lolYou: kids today eh :)Stranger: RAWRARAWRAWRWAR

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: heyYou: Do you know Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SATANIST!

lol

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi You: Do you know Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?Stranger: I'm a chineseStranger: no Stranger: Jesus ChristStranger: I knowYou: Okay. 'Cuz if you did, I would ask you to ask him what was up with the mandals.Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: not bad you?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where are u from?
You: usa you?
Stranger: England :P
Stranger: lol
You: lol cool
You: you a girl or boy?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: hbu?
Stranger: :P
You: penis

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiStranger: asl?You: hiYou: 19 you?Stranger: 21You: m/f?Stranger: mStranger: you?You: DAMNITT!Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: m/f?Stranger: fYou: coolYou: MStranger: ;pYou: no,im not 16,im really a 56 year old man whocwathes porno all day jacking off.Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkStranger: n entendi porra nenhumaYou: you wana gimme a BJ?Stranger: an?Stranger: 'i'm a brazilian girl ~~You: no i really am 16You have disconnected.

Stranger: gotta dick?You: yepStranger: this could be interesting.You: you got tits?Stranger: well tits and a dick.. if you don't mind.You: :o

:o

You: HiStranger: helloYou: how are you?

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: how are you

You: great, M/F?

Stranger: m

You: :(

You: I'm a lesbian

Stranger: damn

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi!

Stranger: from?

You: UK

You: you?

Stranger: Brasil!

You: F?

Stranger: yeah

You: :)

You: how are you?

Stranger: im great!

Stranger: and you?

You: Yeah really good!

Stranger: =)

You: cyber?

You: ;)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: BRITNEY SPEARS?!

You: YEAH HI!!

You: ARE YOU A FAN?

Stranger: FINALLY!

You: ??

Stranger: NO, NOT REALLY...

You: FUCK YOU THEN

Stranger: OH MEAN.

Stranger: TRY TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE INSTEAD.

You: HeyStranger: you look like the kind of guy i could stick a fork intoStranger: and by stick a forkStranger: i mean a spoonStranger: and by spoon Stranger: i mean my erect penisStranger: and by erect penisStranger: i mean heyStranger: hey

You: hiStranger: m/f?You: m 19 years old,US,eats babies

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: hiStranger: howdyYou: ill give you all my info:Stranger: okYou: Male,19 yrs old,US eats old ladies.Stranger: you're a fan of old chicks, tooStranger: good manStranger: i'm a dude who enjoys the same thingYou: do you have a grandma that i can eat?Stranger: nopeStranger: a great-grandma, thoughYou: ooh,is she old and edible?Stranger: you know itStranger: 89You: sweetStranger: and ready for businessYou: ugh! you sicko!You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello.

You: Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out.

Stranger: Walter?!

You: No, my name's Pete.

Stranger: asl

You: 95, M, Mars

Stranger: ...

Stranger ...Fuck you.

You: Sorry, can't do it tonight.

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy or girl
You: unisex
You: you?
Stranger: guy
You: oh..a unisex is a chick..without a dick
You: i mea with a dick
Stranger: wow
You: i know...its cause my mom was on drugs while pregnant
You: we can have cock fights..that would turn me on
You: i have big tits too
You: you can suck them
You: while im butt fucking you
You: yeah?
Stranger: fuck u

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy?
You: LETS FUCK!
Stranger: horny?
You: YUP..IF YOUR A CHICK
Stranger: erection?
You: wanna suck my dick?
Stranger: ok
You: awesome,whewre u from?>
Stranger: japan
You: ill fuck you soo hard
You: ooh yeah japanese biotch
Stranger: you?
Stranger: from?
You: ill fuck your slanted pussy anyday
You: US
Stranger: penis is big?
You: 9 inches
Stranger: do you have Whole body naked photo
You: only if you send one first
Stranger: or penis picture?
Stranger: why ?
You: cause i wanna see if you have big tits
You: proaby dont though,japanese bitch
Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=ada531229&b=5&f=1138048053&p=1
You: age?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: chang you?
You: i would go t prison you under-age slut!You have disconnected.

Holy fuck...thank GOD I didn't click that link.

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HEYO!Stranger: hiYou: are you mocking me?Stranger: noYou: i do believe i caught a mocking tone.Stranger: well then you believe it nerdYou: DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF PIXELS!!!!!!Stranger: u talk funnyYou: i know.You: ^_^You: i iz noobStranger: ur weird tooYou: stop picking on me!

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