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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
Why did the skeleton go to the ball on his own? He had no body to go with..... |
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Reply by: Eazy at Nov 18, '20 00:02 | |
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Archbishop of Canturbury invented a spray for lettuce. He called it 'Lettuce Spray'(Let us pray) |
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Reply by: JenBarber at Nov 18, '20 07:06 | |
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my favorate I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. |
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Reply by: hardrock at Nov 18, '20 09:17 | |
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I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"
I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead." |
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Reply by: ForeverSexy at Nov 18, '20 13:33 | |
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Ah yes i got this one from my super awesome filipino friend apparently they have these caramelized bananas and sweet potatoes (kamote) on sticks called bananacue and kamotecue. So if a banana on a stick is a bananacue And a kamote on a stick is a kamotecue What’s a horse on a stick?....... A carousel |
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Reply by: Hosico at Nov 18, '20 18:27 | |
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I've got a similar one to that Gordon. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
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Reply by: DiegoCortez at Nov 19, '20 06:45 | |
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There are several to pick from, however, a large number will probably end up with admin jail time. What’s ET short for? Well he only has little legs! |
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Reply by: Amosite at Nov 19, '20 12:20 | |
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Did you hear the rumor about the butter? I'd tell you but I don't wanna spread it... I know what you're thinking l "how dairy!"
Please don't hate me xD |
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Reply by: Luther at Nov 19, '20 23:17 | |
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My favorite dumb joke was one told to me a couple of decades ago by my 7th grade teacher. |
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Reply by: SumTingWong at Nov 20, '20 00:42 | |
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Donald Trump is the most honest and trusty human being on this earth, despite if all says hes a hoast.
Btw, we call him already Donald Ducky where I live since the real Donald already is about 100% more interesting than this Duckie sitting in the WH now. And why not öetting all duck-hunters cisiting the WH and try to shoot down this sorry ass that just walks from the left wing into his appartment and when he do that its a legal shot for all, but just one shot per person. |
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Reply by: WolfTheWanderer at Nov 20, '20 00:43 | |
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You may be a RedNeck if you've been married 3 times and your inlaws never changed. How do you nuter a Redneck.....kick his sister in the jaw. |
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Reply by: IP-Nightly at Nov 20, '20 02:53 | |
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The reason why Barbie can't get pregnant is because Ken comes in a different box. | |
Reply by: JeanRalphio at Nov 20, '20 05:00 | |
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so here is mine |
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Reply by: SierraTango at Nov 21, '20 11:15 | |
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I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting. Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. |
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Reply by: MezzaninE at Nov 21, '20 11:49 | |
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two parrots on a perch one turns to the other and says 'can you smell fish'? |
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Reply by: ZebedeeMcZebFace at Nov 21, '20 18:13 | |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! |
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Reply by: ChibiMoon at Nov 21, '20 18:35 | |
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Alright time for more science ones, because they are the best! Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything!! |
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Reply by: ChibiMoon at Nov 21, '20 18:52 | |
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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side |
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Reply by: JoeyJoJo at Nov 22, '20 02:44 | |
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For some odd reason, I remember this REALLY bad joke from one of my teachers all the way back in primary school:
Knock knock. Who's there? Adolf. Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in da deeth.
Yes......terrible. |
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Reply by: Whirl at Nov 22, '20 05:47 | |
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They say that nature abhors a vacuum. I'll tell ya, so does my dog... | |
Reply by: Joe_Campisi at Nov 22, '20 08:18 | |
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