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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
What do you call a French man that wears sandals? Phillipe Pholoppe |
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Reply by: Halitosis at Nov 22, '20 09:58 | |
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One other favourite is from the maestro Tommy Cooper... “How long will the spaghetti be?” I asked the waiter... his reply? “I don’t know, we never measure it.” |
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Reply by: Halitosis at Nov 22, '20 10:02 | |
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"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
lol its really really bad but somewhat appropriate |
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Reply by: Gordon_Ramsay at Nov 22, '20 20:52 | |
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I love jokes.. My newest favourite. What do you call a bear with no ears? B xD What is E.T short for? Because he only has little legs. |
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Reply by: Jaiden at Nov 22, '20 23:24 | |
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I just came here to say that I have thoroughly enjoyed reading through all of these! It brought a smile to my face that there are so many people with such a shit sense of humour as mine! Got to love a good “dad” joke! You are all legends :) |
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Reply by: MezzaninE at Nov 25, '20 08:33 | |
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I concur with MezzainE, I am still enjoying seeing new jokes come through, and seeing some popular repeats! We all need a good chuckle every now and then. On that note, here's another (haha...butts): A group of butts are walking down the street, but the smallest one struggles to keep up. He says to the group, "Sorry, I'm a little behind!" |
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Reply by: ChibiMoon at Nov 25, '20 09:19 | |
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Viking warrior Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said: "We should hurry up, there is a storm coming". So his wife asked: "How do you know?" And he replied... "Rudolph the red knows rain dear.” |
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Reply by: ForeverSexy at Nov 25, '20 14:09 | |
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? |
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Reply by: hardrock at Nov 26, '20 02:50 | |
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"How do you get a squirrel to like you?" Act like a nut. |
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Reply by: Tommy at Nov 26, '20 08:03 | |
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I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music... I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well! |
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Reply by: ForeverSexy at Nov 26, '20 18:43 | |
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I've seen this before, it's an oldie but still funny lol
Before Marriage:
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Reply by: Karizma at Nov 27, '20 00:17 | |
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If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age.
Happy Thanksgiving! |
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Reply by: BorisJ at Nov 27, '20 01:32 | |
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i was get high on coke and weed every on get high, then had kill 5 rats that trun rat like bitch, then no one whet jail |
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Reply by: The_great_Lucifer at Nov 27, '20 01:47 | |
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**EyeRoll** Lots of dumb ones out there. LOL Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
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Reply by: Raz at Nov 27, '20 02:42 | |
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What do you call somebody with no nose and no body? Nobody knows. |
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Reply by: ZekeJaeger at Nov 27, '20 03:34 | |
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I believe society has the drinking thing wrong about pregnant women. I believe they should be able to drink and not be scorned for drinking. Especially if they are putting the kid up for adoption. LOL |
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Reply by: IP-Nightly at Nov 27, '20 04:15 | |
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Sitting at Thanksgiving dinner, my husband looks over at everyone and says: ”Wanna see me turn this plastic fork into a metal fork?”
There is a three-second pause as everyone looks at each other, bracing for whatever lame joke is about to happen.
Hubby holds up his fork, breaks off the middle two prongs and waves it like the ‘rock on’ hand. “See. ‘Metal’ fork.”
I literally choked on my cranberry sauce. When did my husband become a dad-joke? We don’t even have kids! |
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Reply by: Barbara_Braganza at Nov 27, '20 06:45 | |
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I still hate my father for telling me this one and hate myself even more for walking right into it... |
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Reply by: Patrick_Melrose at Nov 29, '20 03:23 | |
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My favorite joke would have to be a quote i say all the time.
I See...
Said The Blind Man
Btw he's blind bcause i took his eyes.
i took his eye's because he saw something he wasn't supposed to see.
this way he can never see something he's not supposed to see again |
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Reply by: Jake_MorningStar at Nov 29, '20 03:33 | |
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I like jokes that play on words like this one.
Q : What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? A :One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. |
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Reply by: Takkar at Nov 29, '20 08:36 | |
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