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Best Worst Joke Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17

The playwright for King Butthead was called into court. 

Jester Says: How may I serve your heinus

The king Replies: make me a farts.  

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Q: What type of bees make milk?

A: Boo-bees.

Never lose the inner child. My old uni professor told me that once
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Dam.

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Two men are in love with a woman.

One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man

Every day, the doctor brings the woman a flower as a sign of his affection.

Every day, the deaf man brings the woman an apple.

She asks him, “Why do you bring me an apple? A flower I understand, but what is the purpose of the apple?”

The deaf man replies, “WHAT?”

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This is one of my Favorites.                                                                                                                                                                          

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

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Why are colds such bad robbers?....


Because they’re so easy to catch.

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Two cows are grazing in a field.

One says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I’m a helicopter."

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