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| Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
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The playwright for King Butthead was called into court. Jester Says: How may I serve your heinus The king Replies: make me a farts. |
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| Reply by: Dominar at Dec 06, '22 02:42 | |
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Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees. Never lose the inner child. My old uni professor told me that once |
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| Reply by: CalogeroVizzini at Dec 08, '22 08:22 | |
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. |
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| Reply by: JohnDoe at Dec 08, '22 15:52 | |
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Two men are in love with a woman. One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man Every day, the doctor brings the woman a flower as a sign of his affection. Every day, the deaf man brings the woman an apple. She asks him, “Why do you bring me an apple? A flower I understand, but what is the purpose of the apple?” The deaf man replies, “WHAT?” |
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| Reply by: Leftalone at Dec 09, '22 08:48 | |
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This is one of my Favorites. What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1 |
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| Reply by: JohnDoe at Dec 09, '22 15:07 | |
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Why are colds such bad robbers?....
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| Reply by: Lollipop at Dec 11, '22 04:32 | |
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Two cows are grazing in a field. |
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| Reply by: Tonny at Dec 22, '22 21:53 | |
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| Knock, knock who’s there who’s there banana banana who | |
| Reply by: Big-flat at Sep 06, '24 03:33 | |
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What does cheese say when you take its picture? MEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
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| Reply by: Wyzguy at Sep 21, '24 22:51 | |
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any knock knock joke has the potential for the description |
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| Reply by: Darius at Sep 22, '24 08:16 | |
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How much does a roof cost? Nothing! It’s on the house!
You’re welcome… |
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| Reply by: Lynchy at Dec 29, '24 08:38 | |
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And on an unrelated note, how about a slightly longer winded Christmas cracker joke? Why did Santa have to go to the hospital? …because of his ‘poor elf’! |
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| Reply by: Lynchy at Dec 29, '24 10:17 | |
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I’ll go for a mafia related joke this time, given where we are n all that: How do gangsters receive their messages? G-mail |
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| Reply by: Lynchy at Jan 14, '25 06:04 | |
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A bear wanders into a bar. She sits down - rather awkwardly, since you know, bear - on one of the stools. The barman calms the other customers down and looks at the bear. "So ... what'll it be?" The bear puts her paws on the counter and looks over the selection. "Oh, I'll have ..." The bear studies her options intently, leaving the barman nothing to do but wait. "... I'll have a white wine, please." she finally says. The barman looks at her, and says: "Sure, but ... why the large paws?" "I was thinking about what to drink.", she replies. |
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| Reply by: Liv42Day at Jan 14, '25 06:46 | |
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Why do the male elf's giggle and laugh when Sanata let's them run around outside. The snow tickles their balls. |
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| Reply by: CrossHair at Jan 18, '25 02:48 | |
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? |
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| Reply by: Lucy at Jan 27, '25 11:19 | |
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What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Kline |
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| Reply by: Shedao_Shai at Feb 06, '25 00:46 | |
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-How do you call a blind german? -A Not See :) Man walks into a bar.. -I need a drink that starts with S. -Bartender:Sake? -Man: Sixteen beers |
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| Reply by: Jelly-Viterelli at May 01, '25 19:14 | |
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This one is courtesy of one of my kids. Showing great dad joke potential: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasa bee?! |
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| Reply by: BuddyBigPaw at Sep 15, '25 05:12 | |
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Why is Corktown better than Bricktown? Because Corktown pops like a cork 🍾 Whereas Bricktown just sits there, like a brick 🧱 |
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| Reply by: BuddyBigPaw at Oct 17, '25 05:22 | |
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