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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot
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Reply by: Hiro at Jul 01, '22 14:11 | |
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A guy is driving down the road and sees a sign "Talking dog $50" so the guy goes in to check it out. He goes to see them and the dog says he was in the alps saving skiers for years, then he was a war dog and lost his owner overseas. The guy asks the seller, "Are you crazy you're selling a talking dog for $50?" The seller goes, "Yeah but he's a liar, he didn't do any of those things." |
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Reply by: Alucard at Jul 02, '22 01:21 | |
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Jul 05, '22 00:08 | |
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if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you |
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Reply by: Dimilazzo at Jul 05, '22 02:49 | |
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. "Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!" The bartender yells out. The man turns around: "It’s not a lion.. It’s a giraffe." |
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Reply by: LucasHarper at Jul 06, '22 09:02 | |
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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. |
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Reply by: Nicodemo at Jul 06, '22 13:10 | |
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A horse walks into a bar - the bar man rushes with a broom, hissing and shoo'ing the horse back out of the bar - yet it's power of this strong, generous beast over-comes him - the bar man puts down the broom, embraces the horse and then they sit down, face to face and wait for all this to blow over |
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Reply by: Bobs_Burgers at Jul 07, '22 23:57 | |
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damn great jokes guys.. "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."
"Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!" |
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Reply by: FredDurst at Jul 08, '22 00:57 | |
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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Jul 08, '22 02:27 | |
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Jul 26, '22 02:34 | |
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- Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? - So, when they return to port, they can... Scandanavian. I'm not even sorry for how bad this one is. Not even a little. |
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Reply by: Clifford at Aug 01, '22 11:19 | |
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What do you get when you mix a fly, car, and a pet?
A flying carpet. |
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Reply by: Skumbag at Aug 02, '22 19:35 | |
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Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already 8 lol |
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Reply by: Dak- at Aug 04, '22 12:36 | |
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Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out...... Thats one dirty butter with a dead mouse in it i wouldnt wanna eat unless i got a death wish | |
Reply by: Salvatore-Luciano at Aug 05, '22 11:08 | |
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How do you catch a polar bear? First thing you do is go up in the middle of the ice. Then you cut a big circle. At the edge of the circle put peas.! so when the polar bear comes out to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Reply by: Dak- at Aug 09, '22 15:48 | |
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Two dining plates went out on a date. What did the one say to the other? "Dinners on me!" |
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Reply by: LuckyFreddy at Aug 10, '22 15:14 | |
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A Carrot Climax this one's for you bruh |
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Reply by: Colt at Aug 10, '22 16:54 | |
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How do you organize a space party? You planet. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom! |
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Reply by: Steveo at Aug 12, '22 00:42 | |
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Have you heard of the man who could take a bath and dive around without getting his hear wet? He was bald. |
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Reply by: LuckyFreddy at Aug 16, '22 08:59 | |
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a guy approaches a woman in a bar and asks here if she likes to have a good time She replies "sure your place or mine?" He answers "if you are gonna argue about it, forget it! |
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Reply by: KillShot at Aug 16, '22 14:07 | |
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