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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
How many seconds are there in a year? 12, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, etc. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Aug 25, '22 02:31 | |
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Aug 25, '22 02:32 | |
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There were two tomatoes walking down the street At some point one of them got run over by a car. The other one started shouting, "Ketchup, ketchup" Muhahaha |
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Reply by: ChefRenie at Aug 25, '22 12:31 | |
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guy approaches a woman in a bar and askss if she likes ot have a good time. she replies "sure your place or mine?" He says "if you are going ot argue about it never mind" |
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Reply by: SilentAssassin at Aug 27, '22 00:03 | |
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Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Who.. Who, who? I didn’t k ow you were an owl xD |
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Reply by: Ben-Siegel at Aug 27, '22 00:17 | |
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The rotation of earth really makes my day. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Aug 27, '22 00:36 | |
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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" |
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Reply by: Steveo at Aug 28, '22 03:42 | |
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Q:What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A:Do you think he saw us? |
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Reply by: Tommy_D at Aug 28, '22 05:35 | |
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"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?" - The cow has the udder one! |
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Reply by: MaddixCruz at Aug 29, '22 07:54 | |
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do trees poop? yes, otherwise how else would we get #2 pencils So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” |
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Reply by: Steveo at Sep 06, '22 00:02 | |
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What does a cannibal call a pregnant person? Kinder Surprise |
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Reply by: Leftalone at Sep 07, '22 10:39 | |
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My all time favorite dad joke:
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of socks with them?
in case they get a ‘hole-in-one’! |
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Reply by: Hazel at Sep 09, '22 07:40 | |
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A friend with scoliosis was trying to tell me a joke about a week back but he couldn't get it straight. That friend also happened to be gay, he told me that but he wished that he could be straight but it wasnt possible. I dont think he is different. I told him that he is a normal guy, but with a twist. |
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Reply by: Rustam at Sep 09, '22 20:50 | |
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Why do men get down on one knee when they propose? They're proposing to the pussy, not the woman. I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Sep 10, '22 00:05 | |
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Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest. One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?" "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.
"And how about you two?" He asks the young couple.
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Reply by: TheBeast at Sep 10, '22 00:25 | |
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whats big black and has a wee wee hole?
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A skillet.
buddum ts |
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Reply by: Aislin at Sep 10, '22 00:30 | |
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It’s about time I cleaned out the fridge - I’ve got a bottle of milk in there that’s seen two Prime Ministers and two Monarchs | |
Reply by: JamesSarco at Sep 14, '22 05:31 | |
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My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible. What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf. What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music! |
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Reply by: Steveo at Sep 15, '22 00:12 | |
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’ |
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Reply by: phwephwe at Sep 15, '22 13:28 | |
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My sister has said shes into bestiality..........................il be a monkeys uncle |
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Reply by: Silvio-Dante at Sep 15, '22 17:39 | |
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