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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
What does a baby computer call his father?
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Does anyone need an ark? |
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Reply by: Minion at May 30, '22 09:47 | |
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Why do men like big boobs and small pu**y?
Because they have big mouths and small dicks!
Please note: I do not mean ALL men by this! Just the pigs. :) |
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Reply by: Bianca at Jun 01, '22 00:06 | |
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line. |
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Reply by: Minion at Jun 01, '22 08:30 | |
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How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hand down it’s pocket and tickle it’s balls | |
Reply by: Jax at Jun 01, '22 08:46 | |
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Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular. I, for one, like Roman numerals. My lack of knowledge on Greek literature has always been my Achilles' elbow. A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent. Anybody who believes in telekinesis raise my hand. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. |
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Reply by: Dollface at Jun 02, '22 00:10 | |
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Just went to an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers. Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. |
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Reply by: Dollface at Jun 03, '22 00:07 | |
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I have one for you: "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
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Reply by: Colt at Jun 07, '22 22:11 | |
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Reply by: Dollface at Jun 10, '22 01:07 | |
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! Lmfao |
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Reply by: Dak- at Jun 14, '22 20:24 | |
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Here's one I saw earlier today. Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? - He just needed some space. |
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Reply by: DonGraham at Jun 21, '22 04:00 | |
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Why do men like big boobs and small pu$$ie$?
Cause they have big mouths and small d!cks |
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Reply by: Bianca at Jun 24, '22 03:50 | |
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"What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?" |
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Reply by: LucasHarper at Jun 24, '22 08:37 | |
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"Why did Mozart hate chickens?" |
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Reply by: LucasHarper at Jun 24, '22 08:43 | |
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Two muffins are in the oven together, starting to bake.
The first muffin says, "Wow, it sure is getting hot in here."
The second muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" |
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Reply by: Linus at Jun 24, '22 21:10 | |
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A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't." | |
Reply by: Swarles at Jun 25, '22 02:41 | |
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What’s Jay Z favourite cheese………… BreeYonce I only really know cheese jokes, they are the best and worst Kr Dmitry |
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Reply by: Dmitry at Jun 25, '22 07:37 | |
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr! What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. |
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Reply by: Steveo at Jun 29, '22 00:33 | |
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A ladies dog gave birth at the local city park. A little later after it happened she was ticketed for littering. |
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Reply by: DeadMenTellNoTales at Jun 29, '22 06:08 | |
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Reply by: Dollface at Jun 30, '22 00:54 | |
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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy. How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail. “Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!” |
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Reply by: Dak- at Jul 01, '22 12:31 | |
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