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Best Worst Joke | Started by: ChibiMoon on Nov 13, '20 12:17 |
That made me laugh Chibimoon. Worth the wee tip I sent there!! Anyway guess since I'm here I'll add a terrible effort... Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest... That's just how I roll. |
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Reply by: RonSwanson at Dec 06, '20 01:21 | |
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. They only get worse from me, trust me on that. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. One more to show a trilogy of terrible jokes... Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction. |
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Reply by: Whirl at Dec 06, '20 04:04 | |
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Do you know what I said when Whirl confessed he loved me? I told him, "Get a-grip-a yourself" IS THAT CORNY ENOUGH, WHIRLY BOY |
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Reply by: Honesty at Dec 06, '20 08:04 | |
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Knock knock Who's there Cows don't say whoo They say mooo -crotch goblin age 6 Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know, why? To know where he was going |
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Reply by: Velvet at Dec 07, '20 10:04 | |
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We're into December now, so it's time for the terrible Christmas cracker style jokes. Sorry! -- What goes Ho Ho Ho, thump? Santa laughing his head off! -- Who is Santa's least favourite reindeer? Rude-olph! |
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Reply by: ChibiMoon at Dec 08, '20 10:01 | |
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What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? A pineapple.... --- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history |
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Reply by: Hosico at Dec 09, '20 00:32 | |
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Which knight invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumfrence *bdummmtsssss*
thank you, thank you... I know it was great. Koodos to my nerdy math teacher this semester |
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Reply by: markopoulo- at Dec 09, '20 02:13 | |
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Did you ever hear about the guy who invented Velcro? It was said that it was a total rip off. |
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Reply by: Golem at Dec 09, '20 09:06 | |
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Paddy and Mick want to immigrate to Australia, so they head to the nearest Immigration Office. Mick goes in first, and after 5 mins he comes out and gives his brother the thumbs up and says "I'm in!" Paddy goes next and the Immigration Officer says, The officer runs his finger down his list of jobs and says Paddy: "But you let my brother in not 5 mins ago!!" Officer: "Yes, but he's a Pilot" Paddy: "I know, but if I don't cut it, he can't pile it! |
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Reply by: GeeZeus_H at Dec 09, '20 09:24 | |
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A polar bear goes into a bar walks up to the bar to order a drink "Can I get a pint of beer and...................................a packet of crisp" Bartender asked "why the big pause" Such a dad joke. |
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Reply by: Carlo_Gambino at Dec 09, '20 11:20 | |
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice. |
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Reply by: ForeverSexy at Dec 10, '20 13:47 | |
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What do you call someone that is crying because they just found out they have terminal cancer? ....kemosabe |
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Reply by: Gunther at Dec 11, '20 04:43 | |
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Oh, I know a few corny jokes..
Q: Have you heard the joke about a skunk? A: Ahh, never mind it stinks.
Q: What did the dad skunk say to his family when they were about to eat dinner? A: Let us spray.
that's all for now. |
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Reply by: flooey at Dec 12, '20 17:30 | |
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"What is Forrest Gump’s email password?" |
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Reply by: Patrick_Melrose at Dec 15, '20 06:27 | |
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I see some knock knock jokes here. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock jokes?
He won the 'no-bell' prize. |
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Reply by: Takkar at Dec 17, '20 05:28 | |
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Following on nicely from Takkar's no-bell joke, I have this truly dreadful gem to offer: - Why do cows wear bells? - Cos their horns don't work. Ooooft, it's bad XD |
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Reply by: Cinnamon at Dec 17, '20 16:26 | |
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Oh, how fun..! Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was.. TOO FAAAAR OUT MAAAAAAAAAAN. |
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Reply by: Dominick at Dec 17, '20 17:08 | |
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What do you call a frog without legs? - Hopeless. |
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Reply by: Cossack at Dec 17, '20 22:15 | |
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice. |
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Reply by: ForeverSexy at Dec 18, '20 15:38 | |
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He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief. Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure." Chief: "How important? A governor or something?" Cop: "No sir. He's bigger." Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?" Cop: "More important, sir." Chief: "A major politician?" Cop: "No sir, he's much more important." Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?" Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver." |
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Reply by: Caldovino at Dec 18, '20 21:46 | |
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