What did the wall say to the two walls on his right and left? See you guys at the corner.
How do you make a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.
Why did the redneck set his truck on fire? He always wanted a firetruck.

Whats the difference between a French omelette and a Spanish omelette?

Spanish one has more eggs, as usual.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

oh my god, i have so many of these.

I got stung by a bee this morning

50 dollars for a jar of honey

or

two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says

'how do you drive this thing?'

Here comes the pain:

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

Glad to make you all moan in disappointment.

Dad: Son, you’re adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

I'm with RonSwanson with the complete loss at Tormentus's joke. Is there something about Spanish eggs I don't get??

Whirl, a panda joke?? You win. I'm biased, but you win!!

Well there is a lot umm... lets see. Well that one is just funny but i would probably be in trouble for it. Oooh shit i know i used to love doing Knock Knock whos there orange.... knock knock whos there orange.... knock knock whos there banana. Banana who? Orange you glad i didnt say banana. Fucking great then the best worst joke period i would have to say is my life rofl

two bull set on hill, one was dad bull and a son bull, the son bull say (lets run down there get cow, the dad bull say walk down there get more 

cow

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 

Claustrophobia!

A moth goes into a dentist office, he goes to the dentist and says "I've been so depressed lately, I can't eat I can't sleep. My wife left me. I lost my job. I can't do anything right and I've been down in the dumps. Is there anything you can do? I'm at the end of my rope, please doctor you have to help me!" The dentist says "Why the hell did you come in here I'm a dentist?" The moth says "Well the light was on"

One my my favorite bad jokes.

In The Last of Us 2 the game starts with one of the main characters in the story telling a joke. It was pretty much in this category of bad jokes, but well, that's almost by default with this type. You might want to skip this post if you're afraid of spoilers for that game.

"What's the downside of eating a clock?"

"It's time consuming."

Well, apart from that game there's another thing happening that feels like a bad joke. Half way through the game you get to play with what has been portrayed as your archenemy. I'm not going into the details, but for sure this was a disappointing moment in what is a game with many great elements.

Costumer: This tastes like real meat, what is it?
Waiter: It's rabbit, sir.
The guest spits out the rest and says; What the hell are you doing? I ordered vegetarian.
The waiter replies, Yes you did, and the rabbit is vegetarian.

My Dad got a "Dad joke-book" for Christmas and he thought it hilarious to read it out loud throughout the day. The only one that got a slight chuckle out of me was...

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
"It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!"

I may just have to burn the damn book the next time I see it.

Not necessarily "bad" in terms of being a lame joke, but "bad" in terms of tasteless and a twist towards what you might expect:

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?   Stew

Why dont eggs tell each other jokes?   Cause they would crack each other up.