omg

i always dreamed of being a pro athlete then i got old and fat 

Always wanted to be a pro athlete.

in my old age I realize that this takes a lot of work and is in fact not a dream at all.

when i was a kid i wanted to be a fire fighter. its kind of amazing like playing with fire lol.. you also like spiderman up in the tall building. but spiderman using ladder lol

I bounced around between being an astronaut to digging up dinosaur bones.

When I was little, I wanted to be a grocery store cashier because I liked the sound the register keypad made.
If "Non-neurotypical" had been a thing back then, that probably would have been a first sign. :P

A job that gives money whenever I ask.....and I can do almost whatever I want ^_^.

As a kid I wanted to be a city bus driver, that giant streering wheel driving down the road and letting people on and off.  

I wanted to be a butcher. I used to love going to the butcher shop, seeing all the different cuts of meat. Watching the butcher cut and chop the various pieces with razor sharp blades. The colours. All of it. 

As a kid, I didn't want a specific job just wanted to be an entrepreneur. I can't stand relying on a single income to support myself and waiting potentially years to earn an extra 5-10k more at a higher position. My goal of the next 7 years is to create and maintain multiple side incomes that allow me to make 10k a month while keeping my expenses low and have extra cash to continue to invest

I was too busy intimidating the shit out of everyone to worry about getting a job. Nerds get jobs, winners beat up nerds and get the girl. You might want to get that tattooed on you somewhere.