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Diary | Started by: EdisonByers on Feb 02, '21 21:25 |
Dear Diary, I have not long woken from a very early nights sleep. I have what the male of our species would call 'man flu'. I am full of cold. Thankfully it's not Covid. Just a nasty head cold where my head feels like it wants to explode and tissue companies are making a mint out of me. But alas, I am female and a mother. No rest for the wicked as they say and the show must go on. To quote the words of Gloria Gaynor to my deadly cold: Go on now, go, walk out the door, Just turn around now, 'Cause you're not welcome anymore! I will survive! That's about it for the moment diary. As usual, I handle life with my humour.. and even though right now I am dying. I know I will survive and it's just a bit of a sniffle! Velanidi. |
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Reply by: Velanidi at May 18, '21 05:31 | |
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Dear diary, Well not sure what to put was an uneventful day. I don't know life still pretty much since definitely worse since the other day. Was crazy for me to leave home and change just to be called exactly what I was before I left. So looks like a fuck up, addict, monster I shall be. Pretty sure it's like riding a bike lol |
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Reply by: SquiggleMonster at May 19, '21 05:44 | |
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Dear diary Today I was woken up by someone from work calling me and telling me they were returning my call from last night, although today I’ve booked off work to decorate. Assholeeeee |
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Reply by: Dihajh at May 19, '21 08:56 | |
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Dear diary, today i woke up feeling very happy, but sad at the same time. Happy because maybe ill get a sort of promotion at job and this would help me a lot! A little sad because i miss my babe, we dont see each other for more than a week :( But things are good considering! Im planning on going on a small trip with her to a friend's camphouse, so we can relax a little bit, have some drinks and enjoy being together <3 (do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight) Talk to you later, then! Sincerely, Yaxmeen. |
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Reply by: Yaxmeen at May 19, '21 13:46 | |
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I've never had a diary before, so this is exciting. Am I supposed to start it off with dear diary? Can I say "Hey you, Diary" instead? I don't know. Everyone is saying dear diary so right now I'm thinking about how I should start off this diary and its really throwing me off. Now I forget what I wanted to say and I hate when this happens and now I'm just rambling. Dear Diary, I forget what I wanted to say. |
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Reply by: Orko at May 19, '21 15:10 | |
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Dear diary. Today I just killed a man. Don’t fret he needed to die, he was looking for it. He said hello to me as I was walking down my street. I had my dog on his lease. He had the nerve to say cute dog. Rover is anything but a cute dog the nerve of the man to say such a thing. The nerve! Death is the only way to answer such an insult. I shot him in the head. I made a decent kill. For such trash. His mother should thank me Perhaps I should pay her a visit. Yes | |
Reply by: Jumped at May 19, '21 20:59 | |
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Dear diary, today has been a good day. People have annoyed me and I have let it slide, although I did call someone a bellend and to fuck off. But overall, a 7.5/10 day. |
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Reply by: AirHostess_Avril at May 19, '21 23:08 | |
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Dear Diary, two full sentences in an outside thread didn't count towards my hustle, so here I am, over here, pretending to write in a diary. Is this long enough, do you think? Let's find out together! |
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Reply by: DocKnowles at May 20, '21 00:17 | |
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Dear diary, today I had to accept I lost a big part of my life. It's fine I was always detached before now I will just continue being who I was. Kind of sucks though but fuck it. | |
Reply by: SquiggleMonster at May 20, '21 07:33 | |
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Dear Diary it's all a bunch of Bolony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpYA3GMlKsA im telling ya!!! |
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Reply by: JimmyJr at May 20, '21 08:42 | |
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Dear Diary, Today is too hot. I don’t like it. I’m sticky and icky and I think I’ll take 4 cold showers today while trying to stay somewhat comfortable. |
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Reply by: Grogu at May 20, '21 12:19 | |
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Dear Diary, I don't really understand what's going on with the world right now. I just wanna put my feet back, relax and take a long deep breath. And transport myself back to two years before. Other than the date, there's nothing wrong right now, everything is fine, sit back and cover your eyes... |
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Reply by: Kaiten at May 20, '21 14:17 | |
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It looks like that summer has a firm grip and is spreading its wings across the country. The restrictions are being lifted slowly and people are looking forward to meet their friends and spend the summer together. |
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Reply by: CO6PTerek at May 20, '21 22:38 | |
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Dear Diary, today I put all my money (150,000$) on red and WON I am so excited ! |
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Reply by: Dark at May 21, '21 00:06 | |
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Dear diary. Today I learnt that when you wish to splash your face with cool water at a service station it is best to remove your mask first. You live and learn as they say. Didn't feel stupid at all....not one bit!! |
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Reply by: hardon-withasuitcase at May 22, '21 04:19 | |
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Dear diary Today I ruined a pair of Vans (shoes/sneakers) while attempting to decorate alone. It was a sign that I needed to buy more. I didn't really need this excuse, but it made the justification sound much better in my head. Thank you |
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Reply by: Nala at May 25, '21 22:05 | |
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A lot of big surprises in this year's world cup in ice hockey. Teams that were favourites to go far ended up losing games against teams that some people underestimated. |
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Reply by: CO6PTerek at May 25, '21 22:29 | |
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Today was a good day. I worked a lot and it was productive, my co-workers helped a lot. The period of delivery of fees is ending. Anyone who is an accountant will understand. |
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Reply by: Roseta at May 25, '21 23:59 | |
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Dear Diary It's been windy as all hell today, I almost got hit in the face twice by my own front door, except from that it's been a rather uneventful day really. But I've enjoyed it. Getting my 2nd vaccine shot tomorrow so it will be fun to see how I react to that, obviously hoping I get super powers but we shall see. |
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Reply by: Fernando at May 27, '21 00:12 | |
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Dear Diary, It's 2:20 am and I am in a hole infested T-Shirt, drinking a beer knowing full well I have to be up in 7 hours for the gym. I constantly ask myself where I went wrong in life. Yet to get a suitable answer. |
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Reply by: Snip at May 27, '21 01:21 | |
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