Dear Diary,

It has been too long my friend. I hope all is well with you, little book.  The weather is beginning to turn. No one wants the cold weather to come truly. So sadge times are ahead.

Dear Diary

next time someone says 'oooooooh yeah get back into work, it'll do you the world of good'

be sure to strike them a mighty blow, such as would knock the very bollocks off an elephant. cunts.

I miss retirement.

Dear diary

Today marks the 5th consecutive day I have to do this. I would prefer to peacefully disintegrate into the void instead of doing this once again. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

Dear diary,

tomorrow morning i'll have my second shot of the vaccine! I'm so happy about it!! Also, i'll head again to my friend's humble camphouse, see ducks, monkeys, enjoy the swimming pool and drink the whole weekend! The wooman is gonna be there with me and i hope we don't fight like last time, cause i really wanna have a great time with her. Also i desperately need to get some, my body is begging for it, if ya know what i mean. Anyway, no further comments about that, just be happy that i'm looking forward to the weekend and hope that everything goes alright! Oh, october is arriving!!! VACATION TIME AYAYAYYY!! Cya soon

Roya!

Dear Diary

The weekend here and my household is very noisy today. But of the good kind of the kids laughing and my partner gave evidence that men can actually use a hoover. I am amazed!

Of course I am using humour saying that, should anyone read my entrant to this diary. Just rare to see the partner do something domesticated unless he wants food..

Have a good day Diary!

Kashya.

Dead diary, 

today i had to come back to reality and work... Woke up a little hangover and still tired, but went to work and it was stressful and crowded there. I'm home but that doesn't mean the work is ended, cause i'm still making dinner (spaghetti and bolognese calabrese sauce). Its hot as fuck and all i wanted was to still be in my friend's camphouse :/ Anyway, thursday is my last day at work, then vacation. Im hopeful that the week passes soon, cause i'm in desperate need of time off work :( i'm starting to lose my mind, even with the weekend away, it wasn't enough.

Thats about it, hope we talk soon

Roya

Dear Diary

Today was an upsetting day..  Not only did I find out my local Asda no longer stocks Mango Loco Monster energy drinks, but the shop across the road from me doesn't either.  My worst fears are coming true that they are being discontinued.  Where will I get my sugar fix from now?  Maybe SlimShady will send me a crate when he's finished chasing old ladies around

The search continues..

Dear Diary, 

I'm so tired, but don't really want to sleep. Once I go to sleep my free time is over and next thing I know it's time to start the grind again. Wake up, shower and head to work.... and the whole thing starts all over again.

Dear diary getting used to the city first hour was pretty fun brought back some memories from my childhood and will be seeing more of the city next time I update you/the diary.

Dear Diary, 

I slept a lot. The dreams were weird, but I don't remember any of them. I have a lot of work to do though tonight so I should be able to get through it. Currently drinking a Monster Rehab, and listening to the Beastie Boys - Mix Up album. 

bye byee

Dear dairy 

im back again almost been a day since i was made still going strong.