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Diary Started by: EdisonByers on Feb 02, '21 21:25
Dear Diary

I said I would stay away but it happened again today. I was taking a stoat to the shops for the usual tin of bru and wham bars and there she was in all her glory! Bazza's nan standing there, teeth in hands goading me towards her. There is something about a gummy gammy that I just can't resist... Until next time!
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Dear Diary,

It has been too long my friend. I hope all is well with you, little book.  The weather is beginning to turn. No one wants the cold weather to come truly. So sadge times are ahead.

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Dear Diary

next time someone says 'oooooooh yeah get back into work, it'll do you the world of good'

be sure to strike them a mighty blow, such as would knock the very bollocks off an elephant. cunts.

I miss retirement.

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Dear diary

Today marks the 5th consecutive day I have to do this. I would prefer to peacefully disintegrate into the void instead of doing this once again. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

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Dear diary,

tomorrow morning i'll have my second shot of the vaccine! I'm so happy about it!! Also, i'll head again to my friend's humble camphouse, see ducks, monkeys, enjoy the swimming pool and drink the whole weekend! The wooman is gonna be there with me and i hope we don't fight like last time, cause i really wanna have a great time with her. Also i desperately need to get some, my body is begging for it, if ya know what i mean. Anyway, no further comments about that, just be happy that i'm looking forward to the weekend and hope that everything goes alright! Oh, october is arriving!!! VACATION TIME AYAYAYYY!! Cya soon

Roya!

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Dear diary,
Hi again! At this moment im in my friends camphouse. Hes old and hungover, so hes inside watching netflix and its just me and wooman here outside. We are looking at the sky and the trees. Some monkeys were just flying and jumping over our heads on the trees. One of them tried to steal our cigarretes. We are drinking beers and talking and enjoying some not loud music from the 80s and shes smoking weed and im sniffing coke. JUST A LIL lol. That's it. Tomorrow we gonna fill the pool early anf be all day in the pool, drinking and relaxing.
Cya soon.
Roya
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Dear diary

I want to eat eggs and ham. II am so hungry. Hell I’d even eat some bacon right now or the most of the time I don’t like bacon although when I get in a strange kind of mood I love me some bacon bacon is good thank you
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Dear diary

It happened again, my purse was hidden in a new hiding place! But it seems not to matter where its hidden Ray finds it. It crazy its like he's obsessed with stealing money from me and then gets overcome by guilt. The crazy guy then, not only returns the money but adds more money! Completely nuts !
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Dear Diary

The weekend here and my household is very noisy today. But of the good kind of the kids laughing and my partner gave evidence that men can actually use a hoover. I am amazed!

Of course I am using humour saying that, should anyone read my entrant to this diary. Just rare to see the partner do something domesticated unless he wants food..

Have a good day Diary!

Kashya.

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Dear Diary,

I was faced with a hard decision today. Bazza nan wanted to come over to the HQ to try to swoon me for extra activities. I had Fuse come over because I could be bothered to do anything extra plus I'm taken man at that. I know Fuse would never turn muff diving on a wilder beast such as Bazza's nan. Now, I just have make sure Bazza doesn't figure out who is slaying down his nan.
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Dear diary
It’s Sunday so football time it is. I love football it remedied my of my childhood. Watching football with my dad and brother. At thanksgiving watching with my whole family. It’s alway a good day if my team wins.
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Dead diary, 

today i had to come back to reality and work... Woke up a little hangover and still tired, but went to work and it was stressful and crowded there. I'm home but that doesn't mean the work is ended, cause i'm still making dinner (spaghetti and bolognese calabrese sauce). Its hot as fuck and all i wanted was to still be in my friend's camphouse :/ Anyway, thursday is my last day at work, then vacation. Im hopeful that the week passes soon, cause i'm in desperate need of time off work :( i'm starting to lose my mind, even with the weekend away, it wasn't enough.

Thats about it, hope we talk soon

Roya

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Dear diary,
It looks like youre fond of my monologues. Glad you dont find it boring. Right now im on the bus heading to work. Im counting the minutes to thursday! I hope the day goes by quickly. I feeling kinda nauseous i dont know why. Thank God im a lesbian and my girlfriends fingers cant make me pregnant, otherwise i would be freaking out right now, like straight girls. Anyway, see you soon
Roya
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Dear diary

I got so high last night. I haven’t done that in a good bit of time. I lagughed so much my stomach hurts so much!
Wow that was so fun. I feel a bit high right now. Crazy shit. lol
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Dear Diary

Today was an upsetting day..  Not only did I find out my local Asda no longer stocks Mango Loco Monster energy drinks, but the shop across the road from me doesn't either.  My worst fears are coming true that they are being discontinued.  Where will I get my sugar fix from now?  Maybe SlimShady will send me a crate when he's finished chasing old ladies around

 

The search continues..

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Dear diary,
I could kill someone right now. Im sleepy, tired and im sweating like a fucking pig before slaughter. Energy is failing here in my house and its fucking 40c at 8:44pm. I got home and couldnt even heat my food, not that i want to eat anyway, cause i lost my appetite. I cant sleep causemy body is sticking on the bed, from so much sweat. Im out of cigarettes, the energy company is taking 5 hours to get here, water is starting to get warm on the fridge, everything SUCKS.
Also i got mad and stressed and diced 10 million that i took all day to win. So fuck this fucking day.
If i dont show up here again is because i died roasted alive.
See you in hell
Roya
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Dear Diary, 

I'm so tired, but don't really want to sleep. Once I go to sleep my free time is over and next thing I know it's time to start the grind again. Wake up, shower and head to work.... and the whole thing starts all over again.

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Dear diary getting used to the city first hour was pretty fun brought back some memories from my childhood and will be seeing more of the city next time I update you/the diary.

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Dear Diary, 

 

I slept a lot. The dreams were weird, but I don't remember any of them. I have a lot of work to do though tonight so I should be able to get through it. Currently drinking a Monster Rehab, and listening to the Beastie Boys - Mix Up album. 

 

bye byee

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Dear dairy 

 

im back again almost been a day since i was made still going strong.

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